I know the way you feel I know it ain´t too good
I know it feels like there´s detergent in your blood
But don´t you worry, gonna make you feel alright
I´m gonna lift your black depression, help you through the night
I´m your man, you know I´ll help you if I can
Cos I´m your Doctor

I know you´re desperate, I really sympathise
I see the morbid horror flicker in your eyes
But rest assured I´m gonna help to ease your pain
I´m gonna put a thousand tiny implants in your brain
I´m your boy, I´ll make you undulate with joy
Cos I´m the Doctor

Don´t get too depressed, I´ve found a way to help your case
A little hypodermic sends you into outer space
You´ll feel much better when you take these little pills
I´m gonna give you 60 bottles, I believe in overkill
Heart attack, you know you´re never coming back
Cos I´m the Doctor