She makes a lot of abstract art She makes a lot of abstract art Ela faz muita arte abstrata She haggles for the cheapest price She haggles for the cheapest price Ela negocia por preço mais baixo She never orders take-out food She never orders take-out food Ela nunca pega comida pra viagem Before ten o'clock at night Before ten o'clock at night Antes das 10 da noite She's really into snow mobiles She's really into snow mobiles Ela curte muito trenós She owns a lot of nice flashlights She owns a lot of nice flashlights Ela tem muitas lanternas legais She cares for all the stupid cats She cares for all the stupid cats Ela se preocupa com todos os gatos estúpidos That never found their way home That never found their way home Que nunca encontraram o caminho de casa She shaves her legs with ginsu knives She shaves her legs with ginsu knives Ela depila as pernas com facas Ginsu She quotes a lot of Annie Hall She quotes a lot of Annie Hall Ela cita muito Annie Hall She misplaced her virginity She misplaced her virginity Ela perdeu a virgindade Back in 1995 Back in 1995 em 1995 She's what's keeping me alive She's what's keeping me alive Ela é o que me mantém vivo She's the pizza of my eye (i don't think it's pie.. but i'm not positive) She's the pizza of my eye (i don't think it's pie.. but i'm not positive) Ela é a "pizza" dos meus olhos Without her near me I would not survive Without her near me I would not survive Sem ela perto de mim eu não sobreviveria It gets cold when she's not around It gets cold when she's not around Fica frio quando ela não está perto I float until I sink and get swallowed up I float until I sink and get swallowed up Eu me afogo até afundar e ser engolido It's so cold when she's not around It's so cold when she's not around É muito frio quando ela não está perto I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine Eu espero ela voltar pra casa e me dizer que eu vou ficar bem She's always eating Captain Crunch She's always eating Captain Crunch Ela está sempre comendo Captain Crunch She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five Ela canta muito Ben Fold Five She's scared to death of cobra snakes She's scared to death of cobra snakes Ela morre de medo de picada de cobra Just like Indiana Jones Just like Indiana Jones Como Indiana Jones She tells the dumbest knock knock jokes She tells the dumbest knock knock jokes Ela conta as piadas mais bobas She drinks a lot of Chardonnay She drinks a lot of Chardonnay Ela toma muito vinho She hates the way I comb my hair She hates the way I comb my hair Ela odeia o jeito que eu penteio o cabelo But she married me last june But she married me last june Mas ela se casou comigo junho passado She was the bride I was the groom She was the bride I was the groom Ela era a noiva e eu o noivo I cried a lot and then we screwed I cried a lot and then we screwed Eu chorei muito e então nós fomos para a lua de mel Without her in my life I would be doomed Without her in my life I would be doomed Sem ela em minha vida eu perderia as esperanças It gets cold when she's not around It gets cold when she's not around Fica frio quando ela não está perto I float until I sink and get swallowed up I float until I sink and get swallowed up Eu me afogo até afundar e ser engolido It's so cold when she's not around It's so cold when she's not around É muito frio quando ela não está perto I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine Eu espero ela voltar pra casa e me dizer que eu vou ficar bem Tell me I'll be fine Tell me I'll be fine Que eu vou ficar bem She loves the smell of Christmas trees She loves the smell of Christmas trees Ela adora cheiro de arvore de natal She sneezes when she sees bright lights She sneezes when she sees bright lights Ela espirra quando olha pra luz She fainted on the kitchen floor She fainted on the kitchen floor Ela desmaiou no chão da cozinha When her father passed away When her father passed away Quando o pai dela faleceu Our baby girl is due this May Our baby girl is due this May Nossa filha está prevista pra maio And when the little lady grows up And when the little lady grows up E quando ela crescer I hope that she will be just like I hope that she will be just like Eu espero que ela seja bem igual a mãe dela Her mother. Her mother. Mãe dela