You messed up in Potions yesterday,
and everyone still thinks you're really great
Except Snape
Except Snape
Except Snape
and me.
‘Cause we see you for what you really are,
a stupid little dork with a stupid dorky scar
and it's okay.
It's really great.
‘Cause I hate you
And so does Snape.

You crashed into the Whomping Willow tree.
No one else would kick you out and make you history
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
Except for Snape
Except for Snape.
‘Cause rules are rules no matter who you are,
and you're the stupid jerk that wrecked a flying car.
And it's okay.
It's really great
'cause I hate you
and so does Snape.

We were teamed up in dueling class,
and no one else believed that I would knock you on your bum
Except for Snape
Except for Snape.
We didn't know you talked to snakes,
which worked out alright in the end.
Now everyone is thinking you're the heir of Slytherin.
And it's okay.
It's really great
'cause I hate you
and now so does everyone else