(Don’t let your momma know)
You can have the sex with me
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We can make a fuck machine, a fuck machine
You can have the sex with me
We can make a baby or three
We can make a fuck machine, a fuck machine

Now we don’t care if you’re a girl or a toy
If you’re a game or a boy
If you’re a nerd or a whore
This shit is so bad
It could win a Grammy
This dick is so sick
It could start a family
Now this calls for a celebration with a little in vitro fertilization
You’re comin’ for us, we’re comin’ for you
You’re comin’ for us, we’re comin’ for all of you

You can have the sex with me
Science fiction fantasy
We can make a fuck machine, a fuck machine
You can have the sex with me
How bad could it be?
We can make a fuck machine, a fuck machine

You can have sex with me
Money back guarantee
We can make a fuck machine, a fuck machine
You can have the sex with me
We can make a baby or three
We can make a fuck machine, a fuck machine