Tommy took a walk one day
Found himself on west third and broadway
Took a cab to midtown, times square
Met a girl he knows called tessa there

Tess, he said, i don't understand
How they grow tomatoes in a can
Tess, he said, now wait a while
My teeth don't glitter when i smile

Well she had problems with his personal hygiene
And the coffee he drinks is full of caffeine
She said tommy take a bath for me
You stink, i'll scrub you till you're squeakly clean

Tess, he said, i don't understand
How they grow tomatoes in a can
Tess, he said, now wait a while
My teeth don't glitter when i smile