These are the facts (of Lazyboy) These are the facts (of Lazyboy) Esses são so fatos So help me God So help me God assim deus me ajude This is who we are This is who we are Isto é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isto é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is Isto é o que é The bare facts of the life we live The bare facts of the life we live Os fatos da vida que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are Isto o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isto o que fazemos Did you know that ¼ Americans has appeared on TV? Did you know that ¼ Americans has appeared on TV? Você sabia que ¹/4 dos Americanos já apareceu na tv? Did you know 61% of all hits on the Internet are on sex-sites? Did you know 61% of all hits on the Internet are on sex-sites? Você sabia que 61% de todos os acessos da internet estão em sites de sexo? Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents Todo os dia, 21 bebe recem- nascidos seram dados ao pais errados The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year A media pessoa engole,8 arranhas por ano Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world A maconha é a droga mais amplamente usada no mundo inteiro The average person laughs 13 times a day The average person laughs 13 times a day A pessoa comun rir 13 vezes or dia Elvis was originally blond Elvis was originally blond elvis era originalmente loiro The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old A idade media do primeira relação sexual é de 15.3 anos The average erect penis is 5.2 inches long The average erect penis is 5.2 inches long A media do penis ereto é de 5.2 centimetros de comprimento And 4.2 inches circumcised And 4.2 inches circumcised e 4.2 centimetros de circuncidado Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing Esquimos usam refrigeradores para manter o alimento do congelamento 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 41% de todas as pesoas levam pessoas de cabelo encaracolado menos a serio 20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience 20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience 20% de todas as femeas tiveram pelo menos a experiencia de 1 homoxessual Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream? Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream? Você sabia que não existe tal coisa como um creme anti-rugas? This is who we are This is who we are Isto é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do isto é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is isto é o que é The bare facts of the life we live The bare facts of the life we live Os fatos da vida em que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are isto é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isto é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is Isto é o que é These are the facts of the life that we live These are the facts of the life that we live Este são os fatos da vida que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are Isto é o que somos The bare facts of the life we live The bare facts of the life we live Os fatos da vida que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are Isto é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isto é o que fazemos This is who we are This is who we are Isto é o que somos 22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain 22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain 22% do tempo de uma pizza vai chegar mais rapido que uma abulancia na grã-bretanha 96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 96% das mulheres tem menos uma vez na vida fingiu um orgamos 3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue 3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue 3 pessoas morrem a cada ano, testa se uma pilha de 9 volts trabalha em sua lingua “The Guinness Book of Records” holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries “The Guinness Book of Records” holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries "the Guinness Book of Records"detem o recorde de livro mais roubado nas blibioteca publica Butterflies taste with their feet Butterflies taste with their feet borboletas gosto com o pés 5% of the population is gay 5% of the population is gay 5% da pupolação é gay The world's best known word is “okay” The world's best known word is “okay” A palavra mais conhecida no mundo esta "ok" The second most well-known word is “Coca-Cola” The second most well-known word is “Coca-Cola” a segunda palavra mais conhecida é a "Coca-Cola" The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue As girafas podem limpar suas orelhas com a lingua Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest Charles Chaplin ganhou 3 de preço em um concurso Charles Chaplin Sosia concurso In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet Em 1995, um japonês traineira afundou, porque um avião de carga russo caiu uma vaca de vida de 30.000 pés Only 1 book has been printed in more copies than The Bible – the IKEA catalogue Only 1 book has been printed in more copies than The Bible – the IKEA catalogue Apenas 1 livro foi impresso em mais copias do que a biblia-Catalogo de IKEA This is who we are This is who we are Isto é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do isto é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is Isto é o que é The bare facts of the life we live The bare facts of the life we live Os fatos da vida em que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are Isto é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do isto é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is Isto é o que é These are the facts of the life that we live These are the facts of the life that we live Esses são os fatos da vida em que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are isto é o que somos The facts of the life we live The facts of the life we live os fatos da vida em que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are isto é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do isto é o que fazemos This is who we are This is who we are Isto é o que somos 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life 1 cigarro tira 5 minutos da vida de uma pessoa 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth, today we are 6 billion people 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth, today we are 6 billion people 1950 éramos 3 bilhões de pessoas na terra, estamos hoje 6 bilhões de pessoas (Time is ticking, ticking, yeah) (Time is ticking, ticking, yeah) Donald Duck was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants Donald Duck was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants Pato Donald foi banido na Finlândia, porque ele não usa calças 74% of all nudist females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists 74% of all nudist females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists 74% de todas as mulheres do nudist nudistas são, porque seus maridos são nudistas More people die from a champagne-cork popping, than from poison spiders More people die from a champagne-cork popping, than from poison spiders Mais pessoas morrem de uma champagne-cork popping, do veneno de aranhas 21% of all traffic accidents happen, because the driver falls asleep 21% of all traffic accidents happen, because the driver falls asleep 21% dos acidentes acontece porque o conduto adormece Did you know the originally a Danish guy invented the burglar-alarm – unfortunately, it got stolen Did you know the originally a Danish guy invented the burglar-alarm – unfortunately, it got stolen Sabia que o inicialmente um rapaz dinamarquês inventou o alarme de assaltante - infelizmente, ele foi roubado This is who we are This is who we are Isto é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do isto é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is Isto é o que é This is who we are This is who we are Isto é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isto é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is Isto é o que é This is who we are This is who we are Isto é o que somos The bare facts of the life we live The bare facts of the life we live Os fatos da vida em que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are Isto é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isto é o que fazemos This is who we are This is who we are isto é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isto é o que fazemos So help me God So help me God Assim deus me ajude