These are the facts (of Lazyboy) These are the facts (of Lazyboy) Estes são os fatos (de Lazyboy) So help me God So help me God Assim Deus me ajude This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isso é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is Isso é o que é The bare facts of the life we live The bare facts of the life we live Os fatos da vida que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isso é o que fazemos Did you know that ¼ Americans has appeared on TV? Did you know that ¼ Americans has appeared on TV? Você sabia que ¼ americanos tem aparecido na TV? Did you know 61% of all hits on the Internet are on sex-sites? Did you know 61% of all hits on the Internet are on sex-sites? Sabia que 61% de todos os hits na internet estão em sites de sexo? Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents Todo dia 21 bebês recém-nascidos serão dadas aos pais errados The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year A pessoa média engole 8 aranhas em um ano Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world Cannabis é a droga mais largamente consumida no mundo The average person laughs 13 times a day The average person laughs 13 times a day A pessoa comum ri 13 vezes por dia Elvis was originally blond Elvis was originally blond Elvis era originalmente loiro The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old A idade média da primeira relação sexual é de 15,3 anos The average erect penis is 5.2 inches long The average erect penis is 5.2 inches long A média do pênis ereto é de 5,2 centímetros de comprimento And 4.2 inches circumcised And 4.2 inches circumcised E 4,2 polegadas circuncidado Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing Esquimós usam refrigeradores para conservar os alimentos do congelamento 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 41% de todas as pessoas levam as pessoas com cabelo encaracolado menos a sério 20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience 20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience 20% de todas as fêmeas tiveram pelo menos uma experiência homossexual Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream? Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream? Sabia que não existe tal coisa como um creme anti-rugas? This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isso é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is Isso é o que é The bare facts of the life we live The bare facts of the life we live Os fatos da vida que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isso é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is Isso é o que é These are the facts of the life that we live These are the facts of the life that we live Estes são os fatos da vida que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos The bare facts of the life we live The bare facts of the life we live Os fatos da vida que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isso é o que fazemos This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos 22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain 22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain 22% do tempo de uma pizza vai chegar mais rápido que uma ambulância na Grã-Bretanha 96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 96% de todas as mulheres têm menos uma vez na vida fingiu um orgasmo 3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue 3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue 3 pessoas morrem a cada ano, testando se uma bateria de 9 volts funciona em sua língua “The Guinness Book of Records” holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries “The Guinness Book of Records” holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries "O Guinness Book of Records" detém o recorde de ser o livro mais roubado em bibliotecas públicas Butterflies taste with their feet Butterflies taste with their feet Borboletas sentem o gosto com os pés 5% of the population is gay 5% of the population is gay 5% da população é gay The world's best known word is “okay” The world's best known word is “okay” melhor palavra do mundo é conhecido "ok" The second most well-known word is “Coca-Cola” The second most well-known word is “Coca-Cola” A segunda palavra mais conhecida é a "Coca-Cola" The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue A girafa pode limpar suas orelhas com a língua Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest Charles Chaplin, uma vez ganhou 3 de preços num concurso de Charles Chaplin olhar-um-como In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet Em 1995, uma traineira japonesa afundou-se, porque um avião de carga russo caiu uma vaca de vida de 30.000 pés Only 1 book has been printed in more copies than The Bible – the IKEA catalogue Only 1 book has been printed in more copies than The Bible – the IKEA catalogue Apenas um livro foi impresso em mais cópias do que a Bíblia - o catálogo IKEA This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isso é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is Isso é o que é The bare facts of the life we live The bare facts of the life we live Os fatos da vida que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isso é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is Isso é o que é These are the facts of the life that we live These are the facts of the life that we live Estes são os fatos da vida que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos The facts of the life we live The facts of the life we live Os fatos da vida que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isso é o que fazemos This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life 1 cigarro tira 5 minutos de vida de uma pessoa 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth, today we are 6 billion people 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth, today we are 6 billion people 1950 éramos 3 bilhões de pessoas na Terra, hoje somos 6 bilhões de pessoas (Time is ticking, ticking, yeah) (Time is ticking, ticking, yeah) (O tempo está passando, passando, yeah) Donald Duck was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants Donald Duck was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants Pato Donald foi banido na Finlândia, porque ele não usa calças 74% of all nudist females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists 74% of all nudist females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists 74% de todas as fêmeas são nudistas nudistas, porque seus maridos são nudistas More people die from a champagne-cork popping, than from poison spiders More people die from a champagne-cork popping, than from poison spiders Mais pessoas morrem de uma rolha de champanhe, de estalo, que o veneno de aranhas 21% of all traffic accidents happen, because the driver falls asleep 21% of all traffic accidents happen, because the driver falls asleep 21% dos acidentes de trânsito acontecem porque o motorista dorme Did you know the originally a Danish guy invented the burglar-alarm – unfortunately, it got stolen Did you know the originally a Danish guy invented the burglar-alarm – unfortunately, it got stolen Você sabia que o inicialmente um rapaz dinamarquês inventou o alarme de assaltante - infelizmente, ele foi roubado This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isso é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is Isso é o que é This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isso é o que fazemos This is what it is This is what it is Isso é o que é This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos The bare facts of the life we live The bare facts of the life we live Os fatos da vida que vivemos This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isso é o que fazemos This is who we are This is who we are Isso é o que somos This is what we do This is what we do Isso é o que fazemos So help me God So help me God Assim Deus me ajude