Death to the ladies first, then the gentlemen
all sorts of a tax-free-face-lift-abortions-nervous-break-dance
Satanic girls gone wild, truly fucking suicidal

First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

It's armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, now do it again)
It's armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, et cetera)
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
It's armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon

I've got a black eye of a soul, my morals in a hole, wish I was still dead
But the TV said it's just a "tropical depression"
Pointless intervention, legal separation, call my dealer
or my lawyer, "We've got a situation!"

First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

It's armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, now do it again)
It's armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, et cetera)
Is it the news, or is it the noose? Same results may vary
Side effects are vary
It's armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon

Armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon

It's armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, now do it again)
It's armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, et cetera)
Fuck the goddamned TV and the radio
And fuck making hits, I'm taking credit for the death toll
It's armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon