This is gbhwfd to base
-this is base... your mission?
Universal communication
-was your mission completed?
Affirmative. permission to terminate?
-permission granted.
Bring it oooooonnnnn!


(special track)
Ben stiller: fuck limp bizkit, man. oooh, i can put a z in my
Name im bad,
Never gonna move outta jacksonville..fuckin hollywood. this is a
Phat beat by
The way...and im talkin p-h "phat". thank you, to uh,
Dj lethal for this phat
Beat. did you grow up with dj lethal..fred? and did you call
Him dj lethal
When you were kids? (laughing)

Fred durst: thats just his name

Ben: thats just what his mama named him huh? oh, little dj
Lethal! dont mess
With limp bizkit cuz we get it on everyday and every night
So...back it up. you
Know what im talkin about? you know what i'm talkin about,
Right?

Fred: so really, you dont like- your not down with the bizkit?

Ben: oh, im limpin with the bizkit. im totally limpin with the
Bizkit. i am
Limpin with the bizkit..(laughs) totally.

Fred: what do you like about us?

Ben: i like that you're so, fuckin, out there with your message,
Y'know.."shut
The fuck up". watch out mom...big bad rock star. oooh im
Gonna slash your ass
With a chainsaw (laughs) when you get it down raw...somethin
Like that.

Fred: and would you pay money to listen to this record?

Ben: which one..this one? chocolate starfish and the, uh, hotdog
Flavored
Water..? (laughs) come on lets start this shit up. shut the
Fuck up and start
This shit up. its all crazy, punk, pop metal to you but
Somewhere out there..ya
Know up there with rod stewart and, uh...uh...rod stewart- is
The bizkit, man
And when you're talkin about "limpin with the bizkit",
You're talkin about the
Major groups in rock n roll. who else can take rap, hip-hop,
Thrash..punk
Metal- take it, throw it in a can, spin it around, and come out
With something
That wasn't fertilizer- and it was the bizkit, the limp bizkit,
Man. and when
They came on the scene, i don't care what you say,
"counterfeit" blew the
Fuckin people down..town!

(this part is ben stiller's laugh played in a loop for about 5
Minutes)

(special track 2)
Answering machine:

-hey fred, its jess...im just chillin. ultimately im showing you
My skate
Park..its sick as fuck. its got grey ramps with big dc logos n
Shit, youll just
Bug out.

(mark wahlburg)
-whats up fred, its mark. just tryin to see if you're still in
New york after
New years. its about 4 o'clock. hey what is this shit you got
Here..where you
Can check motherfuckers before they call? lemme know what that
Shit is, man.
Alright, peace.

Phone cal1:
(stephen jenkins and fred)
ringing
Fred: hello?
Stephen: hello?
Steph: whats up bro?
Fred: stephen..
Steph: where you at?
Fred: guess
Steph: where you at?
Fred: sings i dont wanna go to london
Steph: you're in london?
Fred: yeah
Steph: what are you doin?
Fred: eating... somethin
Steph: fish n chips?
(both laugh)
Fred: i wish it was fish n chips i dunno what this is. um, im
Gettin ready to
Do another show.
Steph: dude, everytime i talk to you, you're doin another show
Fred: i know, late nights.
Steph: yep... when are ya comin back to cali?
Fred: i dunno, i think i got another day here. but i wish you'd
Meet me in new
York, we could kick it.
Steph: alright..well, rock on bro
Fred: right on