She broke up with me,
Two days later
I think she met
Her Don Juan in Italy
She has a new man,
I have a new mustache
Now all my friends
Are gonna call me mountain man
And everyone will think
That I'm a stupid drifter
To walk the earth alone,
I'll never shave again
On the night she left me,
Facial hair grew miraculously
I dressed in black like Johnny Cash,
And grew this beard of shame
I've heard it said she looks a lot like,
Sherilyn Fenn
And sometimes I'm mistaken for,
Billy Gibbons
I may appear wise, but I'm an idiot
It's over, she left me,
And she will soon forget me
She found out I was lame,
I grew a beard of shame
Come all be faithful, joyful and triumphant
I am a new man, I have a beard of shame