How glad a million laddies
From millionaires to caddies
Would be
To capture me

But you had such persistence
You wore down my resistance
I fell
And it was swell
You're my big and brave and handsome romeo
How you won me I shall never, never know

It's not that you're attractive
But oh, my heart grew active
When you
Came into view

You've got a crush on me, sweetie pie
All the day and nighttime, hear you sigh
I never had the least notion
That you could fall with so much emotion

Could you coo, could you care
For a cunning cottage we could share?
The world will pardon your mush
'Cause you've got a crush
My baby, on me!