Did fate mistake us
For a pair of star crossed lovers?
The savory ending wasn't
Drowned in salt and pepper

And as we danced together
I cried a funny smile
As I felt you awake in the heat of feast
Now you're gone forever now
Inside myself, here we go

Oh, mr. Steak
You were grade a

I believe when a man's in love
He'll do anything he wants
He'll do anything that will come to his mind
And like that, mr. Steak was in love
Every minute of his mind
He's stepping left and right, cha-cha

He came to me in a package of delight
Every other meal paled in his shadow
He picked me, not the other way around
He came bursting at the seams
He pranced around, la la

He brought the 1, 2, 3
He brought the four on the floor
He loved to move, he was everything and more
And every bite just made him dance more and more
He loved to
Mr. Steak, you were grade a

Mr. Steak, he's such a bachelor at heart
He'd never met another cut
That likes to booty booty shaky shake
Do you believe that a steak couldn't love
Or is hard to manage the fact
Of meat jerkin to the beat?

But mr. Steak, he is practically an animal of joy
The rarest of all cuts: Tenderloin
It was a tragedy of unimaginable fate
His legend lives across the land
Hand in hand, here we go
He brought the 1

He brought the 1, 2, 3
He brought the four on the floor
He loved to move, he was everything and more
And every bite just made him dance more and more
He loved to
Mr. Steak, you were great, eh?