Girl 1:
Ay wussup gurl
Girl 2:
Heyy gurl
Girl 3:
Hey how u doin'?
Girl 1:
Ay you know I finally got my shit together been watchin that workout plan gurl!!
Girl 2:
Well you lookin' all good and stuff you got you a-
Girl 1:
Gurl I know it's that workout
Girl 2:
Got you a six pack shakuar and stuff
Girl 1:
Don't say it
Girl 3:
My nigga my nigga I'm tired of puttin 1-8-7 in my niggas pager that shit aint workin' no more
Girl 1:
Gurl you know I'ma video hofesional now (gurl) since I copped this new workout plan my shit
Is right rollin' in lexus, acruasss everything gurll
Girl 3:
Gurl u need to let me know where I can cop that how much is it?
Girl 1:
Gurl you know you ain't gotta pay nuttin' around me I'm tha bootleg queeen I'll give it to
You for free 99
Girl 2, and girl 3:
Free.99!
Girl 3:
That's my dawg you always lookin out for us
Girl 2:
My nigga now I can throw away my bus pass and shit oh my God
Girl 3:
Oh shit
You just popped in the kanye west
Get right for the summer workout tape
And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly
You might bear to pull you a rapper, a nba player
Man, at least a dude wit' a car
So first of all we gon' work on the stomach
Nobody wants a little tight ass!
1 And 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this
Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed
It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited
Tell me who's invited: You, your friends and my dick
What's scary to me is henny makes girls look like halle berry to me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless you, good night I came
I came
I came
It's been a week without me
And she feels weak without me
She wanna talk it out but
Ain't nothin to talk about less
She talks about freakin out so
Maybe we can work it out
Work it out
Maybe we could work it out
Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette
My name kanye from the jigga set twista said get it wet
Ooh, girl your breath is harsh
Cover your mouth up like you got sars
Off them tracks yea I bought them cars
Still killa a nigga on 16 bars
We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat
Maybe one day girl we can bone
So you can brag to all your homies now
But I still mess with a big girl if you ain't fit girl I'll hit girl
1 And you brought 2 friends ok 3 more now hop in the benz
4 Door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8
All the mocha lattes you gotta do pilates
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating
Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas
Ladies speaking w/ kanye in the background]
[Jill] hi, may name is jill, I just want to say thanks to
Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a nba player
And like now I shop every day on rodeo drive
I just want to say, thank you kanye! Woooo! woooo! woooo!
[Lasandra] my name is lasandra, and I just want to say
That ever since listenin' to kanye's workout tape
I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's
Put up in my cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to cancun
And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck ray ray's
Broke ass no mo'
(Work it mo' juge it mo' pump it mo, chi-town mo' let's go mo')
Alamae:
my name is alamae from mobille, alabama
And I just want to say since listenin' to kanye's workout tape
I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide
And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane
Girl:
thanks to kanye's workout plan
I'm the envy of all my friends
See I pulled me a baller man (yeah)
And I don't gotta work at the mall again
(Lemme break ya wit' a piece of)
My favorite work out plan (oh! Oh! oh!)
I wanna see you work out (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(It's that old michael jackson shit)
That's right put in work, move your ass, go wizzerk
Eat your salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve
It's kanye's workout plan
I said it's kanye's workout plan (ladies and gentlemen)
It's kanye's workout plan (allow myself to introduce myself)
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (this time around I want y'all to clap like this)
That's right, put in work
Move your ass, go wizzerk
Eat your salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve (stop!)
It's kanye's workout plan (ok bring)
I said it's kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired)
It's kanye's workout plan (but I hope not, 'cuz on this one I need ya)
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (to give me a soul clap ok? Double time)
That's right, put in work (woo!)
Move your ass, go wizzerk (ow!
Eat your salad, no dessert (ugh!)
Get that man you deserve
That's right, put in work (put in work)
Move your ass, go wizzerk (go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (no dessert)
Get that man you deserve (you hear, ugh)
That's right, put in work (that's right put in work)
Move your ass, go wizzerk (go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (eat your salad, no dessert)
Get that man you deserve (woo!)
(Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good) [applause and cheering]
(I appreciate your time)
I want to see you work out for me
Woah, yeah
