I was lonely, very lonely
Now I'm finding it okay
I know it's early, but I've been thinking
About the time when we first met

You made my life a living misery

YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
FRIEND OF MINE AT ALL

You were moaning, forever moaning
About the toothpaste with no cap
Said I was sorry, not to worry
I would try my best to change

Life to me was only misery

YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
FRIEND OF MINE AT ALL

You were wrong from the beginning
But I only found out late
I should have used my thinking head
Life to me was only misery

So when it finished
Thank God it finished
I thought a dream
Had become true
You were packing
I was helping
I hope you don't
Think I was rude

Life without you
Was only misery
Now I'm feeling fine again