And here we are
They tell me it's the place to be seen
I'm watching her
And she knows it, I can guarantee that
She's a small-time girl who
Worked it 'til she entered the fold
Now she won't get fat, you know
She won't grow old, 'cause...

She's alright
Yes, she's OK
She's living for the moment
As long as she looks good today, then
She's alright
Yes, she's OK
She's got a couple of thousand
Put away... to help mother nature.

And here we are
Pool side out in paradise
She's a talking doll
Who's working hard to stay a trophy wife
And nothing moves
And all the girls get carried away
Well, I guess it proves
There's life after thirty, and...

She's alright
Yes, she's OK
She's living for the moment
As long as she looks good today, then
She's alright
Yes, she's OK
She's got a couple of thousand
Put away... to help mother nature.

We're all crazy
That's what we are
We're all crazy
That's what we are
So, put some cow in my face, Mother
But don't leave those scars on me
We're all crazy