I'm, I'm good at wasting time
I think the lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm trying to grow a mustache

I eat cheese
But only on pizza, please
And sometime on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toe nail
And I love it when you say my name

If you want to know
Here it goes, Gonna tell you
There's a part of me for show
If it glows gonna let you see e
Everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress
But its easy if I let you
Take a guess set the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart,well you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusing
Introducing me

I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word dude as a noun or an Adverb or an adjective
And I, I never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars
And superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on them
I like the sound of violins
And making someone smile

If you want to know
Here it goes, Gonna tell you
There's a part of me for show
If it glows gonna let you see e
Everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress
But its easy if I let you
Take a guess set the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart,well you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusing
Introducing me

Well you probably know more
Than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next time

If you want to know
Here it goes, Gonna tell you
There's a part of me for show
If it glows gonna let you see
Everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'll try to do my best to impress
But its easy if I let you
Take a guess set the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
And my heart,well you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusing
Introducing me
Introducing me