They call me the backdoor Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
They call me the backdoor Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
I make all the little girls happy
While the boys are out to play

I ain't like old Saint Nick
He don't come but once a year
I ain't like old Saint Nick
He don't come but once a year
I come runnin' with my presents
Every time they call me, dear

I keep some change in my pocket
I chase the children home
I give the few pennies
So that we could be alone
I leave the backdoor open
So if anybody smells a mouse
And when old Santa being told
If there ain't no chimney in the house

They call me the backdoor Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
I make all the little girls happy
While all the boys are out to play

They call me the backdoor Santa
Yeah, that's what they call me
Woo, they call me the backdoor Santa
Yeah, that's what they call me