Registration starts at 8 Registration starts at 8 El registro empieza a las 8 Don't be late or else Don't be late or else No llegues tarde, o bien That's 8 as in the evening time That's 8 as in the evening time Eso es 8, por la noche el tiempo Class begins at 9 or 12 Class begins at 9 or 12 La clase comienza a las 9 o 12 We'll study each and every flower We'll study each and every flower Vamos a estudiar cada una y cada flor Per credit hour Per credit hour hora de crédito por Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme Entonces todos devorar una caja de Krispy Kreme And if you grow your knowledge tree And if you grow your knowledge tree Y si el crecimiento de su árbol del conocimiento Hydroponically Hydroponically Hidropónicos Then come with me, it is, to Cannabis College Then come with me, it is, to Cannabis College Luego vienen conmigo, es decir, Cannabis College Instead of writing boring papers you roll your tests and quizzes Instead of writing boring papers you roll your tests and quizzes En lugar de escribir artículos aburrido rollo de las pruebas y concursos You'll be curing common glaucoma You'll be curing common glaucoma Se le curar el glaucoma común Convinced you're acing physics Convinced you're acing physics Convencida de que es sobresalir en la física You'll be setting quite a fine example You'll be setting quite a fine example Usted va a configurar todo un buen ejemplo Coring apples and carving cans Coring apples and carving cans Coring manzanas y las latas de talla You passed your first exam You passed your first exam Usted pasó su primer examen You can take your notes and tokes You can take your notes and tokes Usted puede tomar sus notas y le va Of signals made of smoke Of signals made of smoke De las señales de humo No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College No es broma es, fuera de ir a la Cannabis College And in the basement laboratory they're teaching short term memory And in the basement laboratory they're teaching short term memory Y en el laboratorio del sótano que está enseñando a la memoria a corto plazo Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short term memory? Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short term memory? ¿Puede alguien decirme dónde están enseñando memoria a corto plazo? Tell me have you met Professor Chong Tell me have you met Professor Chong Dime que te conocí profesor Chong He's been here who knows how long He's been here who knows how long Él ha estado aquí quién sabe cuánto tiempo His lectures often study classics His lectures often study classics Sus conferencias a menudo estudian clásicos From Northern Cal to Oregon From Northern Cal to Oregon Desde Cal Norte de Oregon Throughout the days it's Dr. Dre Throughout the days it's Dr. Dre A lo largo de los días es el Dr. Dre And Dark Side of the Moon And Dark Side of the Moon Y el lado oscuro de la Luna And Purple Haze And Purple Haze Y Purple Haze And some randoms buy Pat Boone And some randoms buy Pat Boone Y algunos randoms comprar Pat Boone With THC Ph. D's With THC Ph. D's Con Ph. D's THC A BA in euphoria A BA in euphoria Una licenciatura en la euforia Avoid the military Avoid the military Evite los militares Minoring in paranoia Minoring in paranoia Minoring en la paranoia Job offers aplenty with GPAs at 4 point 20 Job offers aplenty with GPAs at 4 point 20 Ofertas de empleo en abundancia, con promedios de 4 punto 20 Get the blunted edge Get the blunted edge Obtener el borde embotado A certificate that says A certificate that says Un certificado que dice I made it through college I made it through college Lo hice en la universidad