I pour myself a cup of anticipation
Almost reaching extreme ejaculation
I plow my way straight to the kitchen
about to taste something totally bitchin’

Oatmeal Creme Pie - Why, why, why?
Oatmeal Creme Pie - I almost cried
Oatmeal Creme Pie (x3) - Yi yi yi yi
Oatmeal Creme Pie (x2) - I want you so bad!

After I’m done I slump down on the sofa
To catch the latest episode of Oprah
She is talking on the show on how I’m gonna die
But I gotta have that Oatmeal Creme Pie

Oatmeal Creme Pie - Why, why, why?
Oatmeal Creme Pie - I almost died
Oatmeal Creme Pie (x3) - Yi yi yi yi
Oatmeal Creme Pie (x2) - I want you so bad!

(Break)

Oatmeal Creme Pie (x3) - Yi yi yi yi
Oatmeal Creme Pie (x2) - I want you so bad!