[RYAN]
A long time ago in a land far away
lived the pineapple princess Tiki
She was sweet as a peach
in a pineapple way
but so sad that she hardly speaky
Still, if you listen well
you'll hear her secret wish
[SHARPAY]
(Aloha, everybody, my name is Tiki!)
I long to free a truly remarkable fish
My sweet prince
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
makahiki malahini who
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Ooooh
Hawana
Waka waka waka
niki pu pu pu
(Ryan, the fog!)
[RYAN]
She dreams of a boy
Who is under a spell
That has left him all
Wet and scaly
[SHARPAY]
I sing from my heart
of the power of love,
just a girl with a uku...
[SHARPAY/RYAN]
...lele
[SHARPAY]
Come to me (come to her)
My sweet one
And be still (be still)
I'll grasp your tail
and stroke each tender gill
My sweet prince
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Makahiki malahini who
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Ooooh
Hawana
Waka waka waka
Niki pu pu pu
(Now this is where we lean into the whole Kabuki thing)

The clouds turned gray
and the big sky cried,
and the ocean had a fit
(Ryan, where's my ocean?)
Then the wind went whoosh
and thunder cracked
and mighty mount fufu spit
(Mighty mount fufu spit)
[SHARPAY/RYAN]
T-T-T Tiki T Tiki
wanna speaky, speaky, speaky
with the mighty spirit Fufu
T-T-T Tiki T Tiki
wanna speaky, speaky, speaky
[SHARPAY]
The words I will not mince
Please make a man of my
fresh fish prince
(This is real fish talk... No lie)
OooOooOooOooOooO
And then the fish turns
into a gorgeous prince
And sings...
I'm prince
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Makihiki malahini who
(With me)
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
oooooooooooh
hawana
waka waka waka
Niki pu pu pu
everybody!
[ALL]
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Makihiki malahini who
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Ooooh
Hawana
Waka waka waka
Niki pu pu pu
waka waka waka
Niki pu pu pu
waka waka waka
Niki puuuu...puuuu...puuuuuuuuuuu!