Why is this useless stick in the drawer?
I will not stand for this anymore
Did it work when you put it back?
Did you leave it here just to get a laugh?

Why would they sell this thing to you
With such a little tiny bit of ink in the tube?
Someone needs to take the time
To make these things right

Pen Man, can't you make these things right?
Fill them up high
Pen Man, oh I beg you rethink
The correct amount of ink

I'm only halfway down the page
When I'm left stranded in a rage
The bag contained ten or twenty
They could have filled just one for the money

Pen Man, can't you make these things right?
Fill them to a reasonable height
Pen Man, oh I beg you rethink
The right amount of ink

Oh Yeah!
Please don't get me started on printer cartridges
If I ever meet that mother*** he gonna need stitches
In a world where the greed has become so drastic
It seems we're in a race to waste all the plastic

Pen Man, can't you make these things right?
Fill them to a reasonable height
Pen Man, oh I beg you rethink
The right amount of ink