Oh my God, Aaron, look at her duckbut Oh my God, Aaron, look at her duckbut Ai meu deus, Aaron, Olhe para a bunda de pato dela. It's just so big, she looks like one of those scene guys' girlfriends It's just so big, she looks like one of those scene guys' girlfriends Aquilo é tão grande, ela pareçe com uma daquelas namoradas dos "scene guys". But who understands those scene guys anyways? But who understands those scene guys anyways? Mais quem intende aqueles "scene guys" enfim? They only talk to her because they saw her pic on makeoutclub.com They only talk to her because they saw her pic on makeoutclub.com Eles só falam com ela, pois viram a foto dela no makeoutclub.com I mean, her duckbut, it's just so big I mean, her duckbut, it's just so big Quer dizer, a bunda de pato dela, é tão grande! I can't believe it I can't believe it eu não consigo acreditar! It's just so black and out there, gross It's just so black and out there, gross É tão "escura" e por fora, bruta, Look, she's just so emo Look, she's just so emo Olhe, ela é tão Emo! Welcome to my record, I hope you like it Welcome to my record, I hope you like it Bem vindo a gravadora, Eu ajudo voce gosta, I made music in my bedroom and then I miced it I made music in my bedroom and then I miced it Eu faço música no meu quarto e ai eu as mixo, If you see me around at school If you see me around at school Se você me ver na escola, Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool Diga-me que voce pensava que isso era um pouco legal. My name is Forrest and I'm tall and lanky My name is Forrest and I'm tall and lanky Meu nome é Forrest eu sou alto e magricelo The girls always tell me, "Homie, you so stanky." The girls always tell me, "Homie, you so stanky." As garotas sempre me dizem "Você é tão fedorento" I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks Eu visto esse mesmo jeans a quatro semanas, I've been too busy with my rhymin' techniques I've been too busy with my rhymin' techniques eu estive muito ocupado com a minhas tecnicas de rimar. So welcome to the record, I know you'll like it So welcome to the record, I know you'll like it Então bem vindo a gravadora, eu sei que voce irá gostar, I brought this football so that I could spike it I brought this football so that I could spike it Eu comprei essa bola de futebol então eu poderia crava-la If you see me rhymin' and stealin' If you see me rhymin' and stealin' Se voce me ver rimando e roubando, Tell me good vibes is what you feelin' Tell me good vibes is what you feelin' Conte-me as Vibrações positivas que voce está sentindo. My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy Meu nome é Jesse eu sou quente e fumacento, The ladies always tell me, "Jesse, you so dreamy!" The ladies always tell me, "Jesse, you so dreamy!" As senhoritas sempre me dizem "Jesse, você é tão adoravel!" I made these jeans look the way they do I made these jeans look the way they do Eu fiz essas calças pareçerem o que elas são, And I'm corporate sponsored so I do the Dew And I'm corporate sponsored so I do the Dew E eu sou patrocinado incorporado, então "I do the Dew". H to the (E to the) L L (O) H to the (E to the) L L (O) H depois E depois L L O Hello (Goodbye) on the (microphone) Hello (Goodbye) on the (microphone) HELLO [GOODBYE] no microfone, G double O (B B Y E) G double O (B B Y E) G duplo O D B Y E, Eu não tenho nenhum ritmo, I've got no rhythm (And I can't sing) I've got no rhythm (And I can't sing) e eu nao posso cantar. H to the (E to the) L L (O) H to the (E to the) L L (O) H depois E depois L L O Hello (Goodbye) on the (microphone) Hello (Goodbye) on the (microphone) HELLO [GOODBYE] no microfone, G double O (B B Y E) G double O (B B Y E) G duplo O D B Y E, I've got no rhythm (And I can't sing) I've got no rhythm (And I can't sing) Eu não tenho nenhum ritmo, (e eu nao posso cantar.) Yeah Yeah Yeah.