I'm Jackie the lad, not good but not bad
I'll sell anything from a diamond to string
Need anything done, well I'm the one
I'll make you a deal you can't refuse.

A-working on me barrah, to cop a few P
Need a bit of villainy, state your fee, Jackie
That's me.

I'll give you a tip, a one that won't lose
I'll take on a bet, I don't accept cheques
If you got a debt, well I'll collect
I'm Jackie the lad, no good but not bad.

Collecting is my speciality, I'm in on every vice
I've got a lovely stereo if you got the price, Jackie
I'm quite nice.

I'm Jackie the lad, no good but not bad
I'll sell anything from a diamond to string
Need anything done, well I'm the one
I'll make you a deal you can't refuse.

A-working on me barrah, to cop a few P
I need a bit of villainy, state your fee, Jackie.

Collecting is my speciality, I'm in on every vice
I've got a lovely stereo if you got the price, Jackie
I must be off.