[Verse 1]
Mae West was a man
Who liked the feel of feathers
I am a man
Who dreams of baby beavers

[Verse 2]
Unicorns are cool
Cause they're cute and beautiful
Little dogs are cool,
Dressed up tough and playing poker

[Chorus]
I want a pony,
A big, fat pony
I want a pony,
Want to feed him carrots
I want a pony,
A big, fat pony
I want a pony,
Want to feed him baloney

[Verse 3]
John Wayne was a girl
Who had a taste for leather
I am a girl
With shoes for any weather

[Verse 4]
Horseshoe crabs are neat
When they get stuck on their backs
Little flies are neat
When they fly right in your mouth

[Chorus]
But I want a pony,
A big, fat pony
I want a pony,
Want to feed him carrots
I want a pony,
A big, fat pony
I want a pony,
Want to feed him baloney