You used to pay a lotta money for a funny suit
pay 25 grand for a pair of boots
disco dancing used to be the in thing
see a phony cowboy try to sing

Cowboy fashion, got my cowboy hat
Levis & vest, I know where it's at
seen Urban Cowboy again and again
ride a legless bull cos we thing we're men

You ain't no cowboy, you 're just a clown
if this were the old west, you'd get shot down