She's my little orthodontist girl
Living in a sterile world
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Back lid, rubber glove, paper mask love
She's my little ortho girl
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)

Your eyes like two drinks of water and I'm thirsty baby
I dream about what your mouth looks like
You must have perfect teeth
With your mask on, your lips
Oh they could be bigger, they could be smaller, I don't care at all
(Whoa-oh-oh)
And I can't talk 'cause the doctor's doing something in my mouth

She's my little orthodontist girl
Living in a sterile world
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Back lid, rubber glove, paper mask love
She's my little ortho girl
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)

Your hand in my mouth holding that tiny vacuum thingy
I hope my tongue doesn't accidentally touch your fingers
'Cause that would be weird
("I'm sorry 'bout that, sir")
("That's okay")
Yeah, with your glove on, it's like you're inside me
Yeah, that turns me on
Oh, that turns me on

She's my little orthodontist girl
Living in a sterile world
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Back lid, rubber glove, paper mask love
She's my little ortho girl
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)