- Hey, Janet
- Yes, Brad?
- I've got something to say.
- Uh huh?
- I really love the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet.
- Oh...oh, Brad

The river was deep but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet)
So please don't tell me to can it (Janet)
I've one thing to say, and that's

Dammit Janet, I love you

The road was long but I ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it(Janet)
I've one thing to say, and that's

Dammit Janet, I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had (Oh, Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh, Brad)
hat you met Mom and you know Dad (Oh, Brad)
I've one thing to say, and that's

Brad, I'm mad, for you too

- Oh, Brad
- Oh, dammit
- I'm mad
- Oh, Janet
- For you
- I love you too

There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo

And that's go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam-it (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say, and that's

Dammit Janet, I love you

- Dammit, Janet
- Oh Brad, I'm mad
- Dammit, Janet

I love you.