If you had a cadillac you'd worry about the gas
if you could tell the future you'd just worry about the past
and if you had a lawyer you'd worry about who to sue
and if you had a penis you'd worry about who to screw

but i guess that's you with all the worries in the world
i guess that's you with all the worries in the world

if you married a millionnaire you'd worry about his stock
and if you worked in radio you'd worry about all the rock
and if you had a record out you'd worry will it sell
and though you were in heaven you'd still worry about hell

but i guess thats you with all the worries in the world
i guess thats you with all the worries in the world

try to ease your mind try to calm down and relax
if i could solve your problems then i'd send you a fax
i really try to help you out but now i've given up
you spend your time worrying and you really need to stop

but i guess thats you with all the worries in the world
i guess thats you with all the worries in the world
i guess thats you with all the worries in the world
i guess thats you with all the worries in the world