Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't (x4)

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short dick man

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here

Iny, weeny, teeny, weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny, weeny, teeny, weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want (x4)

Uh! Uh! uh!
Uh! Uh! uh!

Uh! Uh! uh! uh! uh! uh!
Uh! Uh! uh!

Isn't that cute an extra belly button?
You need to put your pants back on honey

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny wee

Iny, weeny, teeny, weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away?
That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
Don't want no short dick man