Each man should have a castle, a car and a wife
A solid and impressive career to give meaning to his life
Don't forget the kiddies to add the final touch
And when fido gets pregnant what will you name the pups

Suburban life attack cause you're a super dad
You made up for all those things your parents never had
Suburban life's the way to make your final mark
Prove to everyone you're living in the dark

When the kids grow up they're in trouble all the time
Where did you go wrong, "it couldn't be kids of mine"
They're breaking into houses and stealing peoples cars
Hanging out in gangs and sneaking into bars

Suburban life attack, your kids think you're a jerk
They laugh at all your problems and nothing seems to work
Suburban life's the way to make your final mark
Prove to everyone you're living in the dark

You tell the kids to behave when you go out of town
They smash the car and wreck the house, they always let you down
They're smoking pot and shooting drugs and having orgies all the time
Even on vacation they're always on your mind

You send your kids to college, they wave goodbye to their friends
But school is just a joke to them, the fun will never end
You provided such an environment that makes your kids so bad
You gave them everything you could, everything you had