The dangerous kitchen The dangerous kitchen A cozinha perigosa If it aint't one thing it's another If it aint't one thing it's another Quando não é uma coisa é outra In the middle of the night when you get home In the middle of the night when you get home No meio da noite quando você chega em casa The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy Os pães estão todos secos e cheios de migalhas The meat thing The meat thing A carne Where the cats ate trough the paper Where the cats ate trough the paper Foi comida pelos gatos The can things with the sharp little edges The can things with the sharp little edges As latas com bordas afiadas That can cut your fingers when you're not looking That can cut your fingers when you're not looking Que podem cortar seus dedos quando você não está olhando The soft little things on the floor that you step on The soft little things on the floor that you step on As pequenas coisas macias em que você pisa no chão They can all be dangerous They can all be dangerous Todas podem ser perigosas Sometimes Sometimes Ás vezes The milk can hurt you The milk can hurt you O leite pode te machucar (if you put it on your cereal (if you put it on your cereal (se você coloca no seu cereal Before you smell the plastic container) Before you smell the plastic container) Antes de cheirar a caixa de plástico) And the stuff in the strainer And the stuff in the strainer E as coisas na pia Has a mind of its own Has a mind of its own Tem consciência própria So be very careful So be very careful Então tenha cuidado In the dangerous kitchen In the dangerous kitchen Na cozinha perigosa When the night time has fallen, When the night time has fallen, Quando chega a noite, And the roaches are crawlin' And the roaches are crawlin' E aparecem as baratas In the kitchen of danger In the kitchen of danger Na cozinha perigosa You can feel like a stranger You can feel like a stranger Você se sente como um estranho The bananaes are black The bananaes are black As bananas são pretas The got flies in the back The got flies in the back E é cheia de moscas And also the chicken And also the chicken E também o frango In the dish with the foil In the dish with the foil Envolto na bandeja Where the cream is all clabbered Where the cream is all clabbered Onde o molho secou And the salad is frightful And the salad is frightful E a salada é assustadora. Your return in the evening Your return in the evening Seu regresso ao anoitecer Can be less than delightful Can be less than delightful Pode ser menos delicioso You must walk very careful You must walk very careful Você precisa andar com muito cuidado You must not lean against it You must not lean against it Não deve se apoiar em nada It can get on you clothing It can get on you clothing Pois se pegar em sua roupa It can follow you in It can follow you in Isso pode segui-lo As you walk to the bedroom As you walk to the bedroom Enquanto você entra em seu quarto And you take all your clothes off And you take all your clothes off E tira suas roupas While you're sleeping While you're sleeping E enquanto você dorme It crawls off It crawls off Aquilo se arrasta It gets in your bed It gets in your bed E entra em sua cama It could get on your face then It could get on your face then E pode por sua cara ali It could eat your complexion It could eat your complexion E pode comer sua pele You could die from the danger You could die from the danger E você pode morrer do perigo Of the dangerous kitchen Of the dangerous kitchen Da cozinha perigosa Who the fuck wants to clean it? Who the fuck wants to clean it? Quem limpará essa porra? It's disgusting and dirty It's disgusting and dirty É nojenta e suja The sponge on the drainer The sponge on the drainer A esponja no ralo Is stinky and squirty Is stinky and squirty É fétida e molhada If you squeeze it when you wipe up If you squeeze it when you wipe up Se você a aperta enquanto esfrega What you get on your hands then What you get on your hands then Se você a tem em suas mãos Could un-balance your glands and Could un-balance your glands and Pode desequilibrar suas grândulas e Make you blind or whatever Make you blind or whatever Faze-lo cego ou o que seja... In the dangerous kitchen In the dangerous kitchen Na cozinha perigosa At my house tonight At my house tonight Em minha casa essa noite