Semi-Fraudulent
Direct-From-Hollywood Overture

Dave:
Ladies & Gentlemen...

Chorus:
200 Motels

Dave:
200 Motels - Life on the road!

Chorus:
Weeeeeeee!

Dave:
Ladies & Gentlemen... And here is...

Chorus:
Who?

Dave:
Larry the Dwarf!

Chorus:
Hooray!

Dave:
Larry likes to dress up funny
Tonight he's dressed up like Frank Zappa
Let's ask him... "What's the deal?"