Chorus & Mark: Chorus & Mark: Coral Penis dimension Penis dimension Dimensão do Pênis Penis dimension Penis dimension Dimensão do Pênis Penis dimension is worrying me Penis dimension is worrying me Dimensão do Pênis está me preocupando I can't hardly sleep at night I can't hardly sleep at night Mal consigo dormir a noite 'Cause of penis dimension 'Cause of penis dimension Por causa da dimensão do pênis Do you worry? Do you worry? Você se preocupa? Do you worry a lot? Do you worry a lot? Você se preocupa muito? No! No! Não! Do you worry? Do you worry? Você se preocupa? Do you worry and moan Do you worry and moan Você se preocupa e lamenta? That the size of your cock That the size of your cock Que o tamanho do seu pau Is not monstrous enough? Is not monstrous enough? Não seja monstruoso o suficiente? It's your penis dimension It's your penis dimension É a dimensão do seu pênis! Penis dimension Penis dimension Dimensão do pênis! Mark: Mark: Mark: Hi, you friends. Hi, you friends. Olá amigos. Now just be honest about it. Now just be honest about it. Agora sejamos honestos sobre isso. Did you ever considered the possibility Did you ever considered the possibility Você já considerou a possibilidade That your penis, and in the case of That your penis, and in the case of Que o seu pênis, e no caso de muitas damas Many dignified ladies that the size of the tities Many dignified ladies that the size of the tities dignificantes, que o tamanho dos peitinhos em si Themselves might provide elements of Themselves might provide elements of Podem provocar elementos de Subconscious tension? Subconscious tension? Tensão subconsciente? Weird, twisted anxieties that could force Weird, twisted anxieties that could force Ansiedades estranhas e deturpadas que podem forçar A human being to have to become a politician A human being to have to become a politician Um ser humano a se tornar um político A policeman, a Jesuit monk A policeman, a Jesuit monk Um policial, um monge Jesuíta A rock'n'roll guitar player A rock'n'roll guitar player Um guitarrista de rockÂ?nÂ?roll A wino. You name it A wino. You name it Um beberrão por vinho. E o que mais for Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that Ou no caso das damas, aquelas que Can't afford a silicone beef-up Can't afford a silicone beef-up Não tem como pagar uma recauchutagem de silicone They'd become writers of hot books! They'd become writers of hot books! Elas se tornam autoras de livros eróticos! Howard: Howard: Howard: "Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim..." "Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim..." Â?Manuel, o jardineiro, colocou seu falo ardente na cona estremecida dela". Mark: Mark: Mark: Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns! Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns! Sim, ou elas se tornam freiras Carmelitas! Howard: Howard: Howard: "Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed this mutated member in her slithering slit..." "Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed this mutated member in her slithering slit..." Â?Gonzo, o guitarrista líder, colocou seu membro mutante em na racha deslizante dela...Â? Mark: Mark: Mark: Oh, or racehorse jockeys... Oh, or racehorse jockeys... Oh, ou um jóquei de corrida de cavalos... There is no reason why you or your loved one There is no reason why you or your loved one Não há razão para você ou sua amada sofrer. should suffer. Things are bad enough without should suffer. Things are bad enough without As coisas estão ruins o suficiente sem o tamanho the size of your organ adding even more misery the size of your organ adding even more misery de seu órgão, adicione ainda mais miséria to the troubles of the world! to the troubles of the world! para os problemas do mundo! Howard: Howard: Howard: Right on! Right on! Right on! Right on! Muito bem! Muito bem! Mark: Mark: Mark: Now, if you are a lady and you got munchkin Now, if you are a lady and you got munchkin Agora, se você for uma dama e você tem tits, you can console yourself with this age tits, you can console yourself with this age tetas de munchkin, você pode se consolar old line from primary school: old line from primary school: com esta antiga frase da escola primaria: M-H: M-H: M-H: Anything over a mouthful Anything over a mouthful Qualquer coisa a mais do que cabe is wasted! is wasted! na boca é desperdício! Mark: Mark: Mark: Yes! And isn't it the truth? Yes! And isn't it the truth? Sim! E não é a pura verdade? And if you're a guy, And if you're a guy, E se você for um cara, e uma noite one night you're at a party one night you're at a party você está numa Festa e está tentando And you're trying to be cool And you're trying to be cool se mostrar sereno I mean, you aren't even wearing underwear I mean, you aren't even wearing underwear Tipo assim, você nem está usando cueca You being so cool You being so cool Tão sereno que você está And somebody hits on you one night And somebody hits on you one night E alguém chega até você certa noite And he looks you up and down and he says, uh And he looks you up and down and he says, uh E ele te olha de cima abaixo e diz, uh... Howard: Howard: Howard: Eight inches or less! Eight inches or less! Oito polegadas ou menos! Mark: Mark: Mark: Well, let me tell you brothers, Well, let me tell you brothers, Bem, deixe-me te contar irmãos, esta é a hora that's the time when you got to turn around that's the time when you got to turn around quando você precisa se virar e encarar aquele and look that sonofabitch right between the eyes and look that sonofabitch right between the eyes filho-da-puta bem nos olhos And you got to tell him these words: And you got to tell him these words: e falar para ele essas palavras: