The Mystery Man came over The Mystery Man came over O Homem Misterioso passou lá em casa An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" E me disse: Â?Sou fora de série!Â? He said, for a nominal service charge He said, for a nominal service charge Ele disse, por uma tarifa de serviços nominais I could reach Nirvana t'nite I could reach Nirvana t'nite Eu poderia atingir o Nirvana esta noite If I was ready, willing 'n able If I was ready, willing 'n able Se eu estivesse pronto, a fim e apto To pay him his regular fee To pay him his regular fee A pagar sua taxa regular He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs Ele largaria todas as suas outras obrigações And devote His Attention to me And devote His Attention to me E dedicaria Sua Atenção a mim But I said... But I said... Mas eu disse... Look here brother Look here brother Olha aqui irmão Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? Quem você está enganando com esse Lixo Cósmico? (Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?) (Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?) (Escuta, quem você está enganando com esse Lixo Cósmico?) Look here brother Look here brother Olha aqui irmão, Don't you waste your time on me Don't you waste your time on me Não perca o seu tempo comigo The Mystery Man got nervous The Mystery Man got nervous O Homem Misterioso ficou nervoso An' he fidget around a bit An' he fidget around a bit E ficou inquieto por um tempo He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe Ele buscou no bolso de seu robe misterioso An' he whipped out a shaving kit An' he whipped out a shaving kit E apareceu com um kit de barbear Now, I thought it was a razor Now, I thought it was a razor Agora, eu pensava que era uma lamina de barbear An' a can of foamin' goo An' a can of foamin' goo E uma lata de gosma espumosa But he told me right then But he told me right then Mas ele me disse bem ali when the top popped open when the top popped open Quando a tampa abriu There was nothin' his box won't do There was nothin' his box won't do Que não havia nada que aquela caixa não pudesse fazer With the oil of Afro-dytee With the oil of Afro-dytee Com o óleo de Afro-dite An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo E o pó do Grande Wazoo He said: He said: Ele disse: "You might not believe this, little fella "You might not believe this, little fella Â?Você pode não acreditar nisso, rapazinho But it'll cure your Asthma too!" But it'll cure your Asthma too!" Mas isso cura sua Asma também!Â? An' I said... An' I said... E eu disse... Look here brother Look here brother Olha aqui irmão Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? Quem você está enganando com esse Lixo Cosmico? (Now what kind of a guru are you anyway?) (Now what kind of a guru are you anyway?) (Agora, que espécie de guru você é mesmo?) Look here brother Look here brother Olha aqui irmão Don't you waste your time on me Don't you waste your time on me Não perca o seu tempo comigo Don't waste your time... Don't waste your time... Não perca o seu tempo... I've got troubles of my own, I said I've got troubles of my own, I said Já tenho os meus próprios problemas, eu disse An' you can't help me out An' you can't help me out E você não pode me ajudar So take your meditations an' your preparations So take your meditations an' your preparations Então leve suas meditações e suas preparações An' ram it up yer snout An' ram it up yer snout E atoxa focinho acima "BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!" he said "BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!" he said Â?MAS EU TENHO UMA BOLA DE CRISTAL!Â? ele disse An' held it to the light An' held it to the light E a levantou na luz So I snatched it So I snatched it Então arranquei aquilo All away from him All away from him Afastando tudo dele An' I showed him how to do it right An' I showed him how to do it right E então lhe mostrei como usa-la corretamente I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head Eu embrulhei um jornal ao redor da minha cabeça So I'd look like I was Deep So I'd look like I was Deep Para que eu tivesse um ar de Profundo I said some Mumbo Jumbos then I said some Mumbo Jumbos then Eu disse uns Â?abracadabrasÂ? e então An' told him he was goin' to sleep An' told him he was goin' to sleep Eu lhe contei que ele ia dormir I robbed his rings I robbed his rings Eu roubei seus anéis An' pocket watch An' pocket watch E seu relógio de bolso An' everything else I found An' everything else I found E tudo mais que eu pudesse encontrar I had that sucker hypnotized I had that sucker hypnotized Eu tinha aquele otário hipnotizado He couldn't even make a sound He couldn't even make a sound Ele nem conseguia fazer um som I proceeded to tell him his future then I proceeded to tell him his future then Eu continuei a lhe contar o seu futuro então As long as he was hanging around As long as he was hanging around Já que ele estava ali I said I said Eu disse "The price of meat has just gone up "The price of meat has just gone up Â?O preço da carne acaba de subir An' yer ol' lady has just gone down... " An' yer ol' lady has just gone down... " E sua mulher acabou de cair dentro...Â? Look here brother Look here brother Olha aqui irmão Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? Quem você está enganando com esse Lixo Cósmico? (Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?) (Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?) (Agora, isto é um poncho de verdade ou um poncho da Sears?) Don't you know Don't you know Olha aqui irmão You could make more money as a butcher You could make more money as a butcher Você faria mais dinheiro como açougueiro So don't you waste your time on me So don't you waste your time on me Então não gaste seu tempo comigo (Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me...) (Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me...) (Não gaste, não gaste seu tempo comigo...) Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm SHONTAY SHONTAY SHONTAY