im going coast to coast
im going nation wide
ive got my hand on the trigger
ive got my girl by my side
ive got the looks that kill
ive got a license to love
ive got a german shepard
and his name is DOUG!!!!

im heading for the sun
im going to become

a california sex lawyer, oh yeah(3x)
its not fair, but baby i dont care

ive got big ideas
ive got back up plans
ive got the cha-cha-charisma
ive got the slight of hand
im gonna do some damage
im gonna bust some heads
im gonna go the distance
then im going to BED!!!!

im heading for the sun
im going to become

a california sex lawyer, oh yeah(3x)
its not fair, but baby i dont care

uh(16x)

im heading for the sun
im going to become

a california sex lawyer oh yeah(3x)
well its not fair
its not fair
its not fair, but baby i dont care