Book a trip to Bucharest
Why you lifting up your dress
I been speared to the core
More is less - less is more
I got no idea what's runnin' thru that view
Well I admit I was obsessed
By that magical caress
Of that girl who commands
Everybody else's hands
But I'm now not the man
She's in someone else's van
She ain't worth one thin dime
I was a ladder for her to climb
I got speared to the bony core
It should be against the law
All o' my brothers listen to me
You don't wanna get T.B.
She made up an alibi
Then sucked all my emotions dry

Yeah it tears me apart
Stuck a dagger into my heart
And the tears just trickle down
From this stupid loser clown
I'm surprised that I'm alive
I don't feel a helluva lot inside
I got so so much to hate
Check your ego at the gate

Why am I so paralyzed
By the majesty of thighs
It takes so long to realize
You're being fed a thousand lies
Every time a seagull cries
Yet another brain cell dies
Don't you try to wear me down
You ain't wearing any crown

You know it's tearin' me apart
Stuck a dagger into my heart
And the tears just trickle down
From this stupid loser clown
I'm surprised that I'm alive
I don't feel a helluva lot inside
I got so so much to hate
Check your ego at the gate

(Well-a well-a well-a)
What I had it ain't no more 'cos
I done thrown her out the door
That deceit that I feel
Makes me cross myself and kneel
I don't pray to the Lord
Just self-flagellate some more
She said I pass out on the floor
At least I ain't no junkie whore
Am I strong? - Listen bud
I got radioactive blood
Sure I get into some strife
But at least I made myself a life
I admit I was obsessed
By that magical caress
Of that girl who commands
Everybody else's hands
But I'm now not the man
She's in someone else's van
All o' my brothers listen to me
You don't wanna get T.B.

Y'know it's tearin' me apart
Stuck a dagger into my heart
And the tears just trickle down
From this stupid loser clown
I'm surprised that I'm alive
I don't feel a helluva lot inside
Am I strong? - Listen, bud
I got radioactive blood
Why am I so paralyzed
By the majesty of thighs
Every time a seagull cries
I feel another brain cell die
Takes so long to realize
You're being fed a thousand lies
I'm surprised - I took a dive
But I insist I stay alive
I was paralyzed
I was paralyzed
I WAS PARALYZED

Slung