IF I WERE A... I'D IF I WERE A... I'D SE EU FOSSE A. .. Eu um Se eu acreditava em tudo que eu vi na televisão If I believed everything I saw on television If I believed everything I saw on television Eu tinha ... I'd... I'd... Pense como Brady Bunch Think like Brady Bunch Think like Brady Bunch Coma Wendy para almoço Eat Wendy's for lunch Eat Wendy's for lunch Conduzir um Subaru Datsun e nunca questionar muito Drive a Datsun Subaru and never question much Drive a Datsun Subaru and never question much Seja um nunca 9-5 ter uma vida Get a 9 to 5 never have a life Get a 9 to 5 never have a life Casado a 20 têm 2 filhos, então minha esposa se divorciar Married at 20 have 2 kids then divorce my wife Married at 20 have 2 kids then divorce my wife Então eu vou ser policial! E eu não será interrompido Then I'll be a cop ! And I won't be stopped Then I'll be a cop ! And I won't be stopped