Wake! Bake! Skate!
I do a bunch of drugs I'm a fiend and an addict
All methed up watching television static
And I'm gonna try and make it for another year
Just to hang out with my best friends and drink a lot of beer
So fucking cheap and I'm so fucking broke
And I don't have a job and I don't have a home
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
Wake! Bake! Skate Ah!
So spun out I can't even see
Skated so hard I can't even breathe
But I gotta bomb this hill and I gotta shoot this line
Gotta get my king for a $1.99
Cause I'm so fucking cheap and I'm so fucking broke
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!!
And I'm so fucking cheap and I'm so fucking broke
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
So fucking cheap and I'm so fucking broke
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
Wake! Bake! Skate! and crash!