Camping camping with the boyscouts
Steven is crying his heart out
Oyster oyster on my pillow
What's it doing there

And now I'm crying
I want my mummy
Oh I am moaning

Canoeing canoeing with the girls from school
Trying hard to be cool
But they are so much cooler then I am
So I'll be left alone

And now I'm crying
I want my daddy
I want my sissy