Stewie
Now the world don't move
to the beat of just one drum.
What might be right for you,
may not be right for some.

Brian
A man is born
he's a man of means.
Then along come two
they got nothing but their jeans.

Stewie
But Brian they’ve got,
Diff'rent strokes.
It takes,
Diff'rent strokes.
It takes,
Diff'rent strokes to move the world.

Brian
That’s true, but you know Stewie
Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Stewie
Everybody finds a way to shine.

Brian
But no matter that you got, not a lot.

Stewie
So what?

Brian
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours,
And I'll have mine!

Both
And together we'll be fine!

Stewie
Cause it takes,
Diff'rent strokes to move the world,

Brian
Yes it does.

Stewie
It takes,
Diff'rent strokes to move the world!

(Spoken)
Hey, hey, why the frown Brian?

Brian
Oh, I finished my drink.

Stewie
Oh, no.

Brian
Yea, it’s empty, that always gets me depressed.

Stewie
Oh, come on Brian,
Why don’t you
(Sung)
Show me that smile again.

Brian
Oh I don’t know

Stewie
Don't waste another minute on your crying.

Brian
Hmm

Stewie
We're nowhere near the end

Brian
That sucks

Stewie
The best is ready to begin.
Oooohhh.

Brian
As long as we got each other

Stewie
Right you are

Brian
We got the world spinnin’ right in our hands.
Baby you and me,

Stewie
We gotta be

Both
The luckiest dreamers, who never quit dreamin.
As long as we keep on giving

Stewie
We can take any crap that comes our way

Brian
Baby, rain or shine,

Stewie
All the time

Both
We got each other sharing the laughter and love.

(Spoken)
Stewie
I say Brian.

Brian
Huh?

Stewie
Who’s that over there?

Brian
Where?

Stewie
There.

Brian
Why Stewie that’s
(Sung)
The new boy in the neighborhood
He lives downstairs and it…

Stewie
I know it’s understood
He’s there just to take good care of me
Like he’s one of the family

Brian
Charles in charge of our days and out nights

Stewie
Yes indeed
It’s Charles in charge of our wrongs and our rights

(Spoken)
Brian
I have a feeling the wrongs are going to cause more trouble then the rights.

Stewie
Sitcom Man, there’s a new shipment of funny on its way

(Sung)
Both
And I say
I want Charles in charge of me

(Spoken)
Stewie
You know I’m going to take things down a notch here.
Brian do you remember when we did our first musical number;
From Road to Rhode Island?

Brian
I sure do,
Man, we were so young then

Stewie
Yes, I mean, not that we’ve aged all that much.
I mean, geez, I’ve been one year old for five years.
But my point is this
(Sung)
Here we are, face to face a couple of silver spoons

Brian
We’re hopin to find, we're two of a kind making a go, making it grow together,
We're going to find our way.

Stewie
You and I together, taking the time each day.

Brian
You know Stewie that’s time well spent
To learn all about those things you just can't buy.

Both
Two Silver spoons together.

Brian
Together we're going to find our way
Together we're going to find our way

Both
You and I together

Stewie
You know this is fun,
I say we do a few more of these

Brian
You say?
Hey now, who’s the boss around here?

Stewie
Who’s the boss indeed.

Brian
Good segway.
(Sung)
There’s a time for love and a time for living
So take a chance and face the wind.

Stewie
An open road and a road that's hidden,
A brand new life around the bend.

Brian
There were times

Stewie
Oh yea

Brian
I lost a dream or two.
Found the trail,

Stewie
Sing it man

Brian
And at the end was you.
There's a path you take and a path not taken
The choice is up to you my friend.
The nights are long

Stewie
Ah but you might awaken
To a brand new life

Brian
Brand new life

Both
Brand new life around the bend

(Spoken)
Stewie
Gosh, we sound so bloody good together

Brian
Well that’s because we know each other so well.

Stewie
I suppose you’re right,
Oh man, just think how atrocious we’d sound like if we were perfect strangers

(Sung)
Brian
Sometimes the world looks perfect,
Nothing to rearrange.

Stewie
Sometimes you get a feeling
Like you need some kind of change.

Brian
No matter what the odds are this time,
Nothing's going to stand in my way.

Stewie
This flame in my heart,
And a long lost friend

Both
Gives every dark street a light at the end.
Standing tall,

Brian
On the wings of my dream.

Both
Rise and fall,

Stewie
On the wings of my dream.

Brian
Through rain and thunder
And hale and haze
I'm bound for better days.

Stewie
Ahhh

Brian
It's my life and my dream,

Stewie
Nothing's going to stop me now.

(Spoken)
I say was I alright on that last note?

Brian
Well of course you were, don’t be ridiculous.
You know Stewie, I sometimes think about what it will be like when we’re old and grey.

Stewie
Hmm, well for you it will be about in five years

Brian
Thank you for reminding me.
But you know even if my hair falls out, or I loose my teeth, or I’m in constant pain because colon blockage has made me
unable to evacuate my bowels…

Stewie
Ok, ok I get it go on.

Brian
Well when I’m in my golden years, I’ll always look back on our association with fondness.
I guess what I’m trying to say is…
(Sung)
Thank you for being a friend

Stewie
Don’t mention it.

Brian
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.

Stewie
Brian I appreciate that.
And if you through a party
Invited everyone you ever knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
(Spoken)
And if the box is ticking it’s probably just a clock
(Sung)
And the card attached would say

Both
Thank you for being a friend.

(Spoken)
Stewie
You know why we’re so close, Brian?

Brian
Why’s that?

Stewie
Family Ties

(Sung)
Brian
I bet we been together for a million years,

Stewie
And I bet we'll be together for a million more.

Brian
Oh, It's like I started breathing on the night we, uh, shook hands

Stewie
Shook hands, right

Both
And I can't remember what I ever did before.
What would we do baby, without us?
What would we do baby, without us?

Brian
And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other

Both
Through.
What would we do baby, without us?
Sha la la la.