Lois: it seems today,
That all you see,
Is violence in movies,
And sex on t.v.

Peter: but where are those good old friendship values....

All: on which we used to rely?!
Lucky theres a family guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Possitively can do,
All the things that make us...

Stewie: laugh and cry!

All: hes
A
Fam-
Ily
Guuuuuuuyyy!!!!