Good morning, dearly beloved Good morning, dearly beloved Buenos días, queridos hermanos We are gathered here today We are gathered here today Nos hemos reunido aquí hoy To watch two people we know make a big mistake To watch two people we know make a big mistake Para ver a dos personas que sabemos que un gran error They'll stand up at the alter They'll stand up at the alter Van a ponerse de pie en el altar And solemnly swear i do And solemnly swear i do Y juro solemnemente que hago They'll be together forever They'll be together forever Van a estar juntos para siempre 'til they find somebody new 'til they find somebody new 'hasta que encuentre a alguien nuevo Her daddy's in the front row Her daddy's in the front row De su papá en la primera fila Muttering oh no here we go again Muttering oh no here we go again Murmurando oh no aquí vamos otra vez They had a couple dates They had a couple dates Tenían un par de fechas Now she's three months late Now she's three months late Ahora los tres meses de retraso And it's twenty buck a plate i spent, oh: And it's twenty buck a plate i spent, oh: Y es una placa de veinte dinero que gasté, oh: Good morning, dearly beloved Good morning, dearly beloved Buenos días, queridos hermanos I'd like to welcome ya'll I'd like to welcome ya'll Me gustaría dar la bienvenida a YA'LL To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol Para ver los efectos secundarios del sexo y el alcohol Please bow your heads and join me Please bow your heads and join me Por favor, bajen la cabeza y se unan a mí In a prayer for these two In a prayer for these two En una oración por estos dos Who'll be together forever Who'll be together forever ¿Quién va a estar juntos para siempre 'til they find somebody new 'til they find somebody new 'hasta que encuentre a alguien nuevo The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse La novia es muy coqueta y el novio es peor As he's putting the ring on her As he's putting the ring on her Como se está poniendo el anillo en su He's checking out the bridesmaids He's checking out the bridesmaids Él es la comprobación de las damas de honor Thinking that he might take Thinking that he might take Pensando que podría tomar The maid of honor's honor, oh: The maid of honor's honor, oh: La dama de honor de honor, oh: Welcome, dearly beloved Welcome, dearly beloved Bienvenidos, queridos hermanos We are here this afternoon We are here this afternoon Estamos aquí esta tarde To throw rice as these two To throw rice as these two Para lanzar el arroz ya que estos dos Drive down the road to ruin Drive down the road to ruin Conducir por la carretera a la ruina With cans tied to the bumper With cans tied to the bumper Con latas atadas a la defensa And a dragging muffler too And a dragging muffler too Y un silenciador arrastrando demasiado They'll be together forever They'll be together forever Van a estar juntos para siempre Until they find somebody new Until they find somebody new Hasta que encuentren a alguien nuevo So raise your glass and join me So raise your glass and join me Así que levantando su copa y se unan a mí Here's to the bride and groom Here's to the bride and groom Aquí está la novia y el novio They'll be together forever They'll be together forever Van a estar juntos para siempre 'til they find somebody new 'til they find somebody new 'hasta que encuentre a alguien nuevo