Good morning, dearly beloved Good morning, dearly beloved Bom dia querido amado We are gathered here today We are gathered here today Nós estamos reunidos aqui hoje To watch two people we know make a big mistake To watch two people we know make a big mistake Para ver duas pessoas que conhecemos cometer um grande erro They'll stand up at the alter They'll stand up at the alter Eles estão no altar And solemnly swear i do And solemnly swear i do E solenemente eu prometo They'll be together forever They'll be together forever Eles vão ficar juntos para sempre 'til they find somebody new 'til they find somebody new Até que encontrem outra pessoa Her daddy's in the front row Her daddy's in the front row O pai dela está na primeira fileira Muttering oh no here we go again Muttering oh no here we go again Resmungando "oh não, de novo" They had a couple dates They had a couple dates Eles tiveram alguns encontros Now she's three months late Now she's three months late E agora ela está 3 meses atrasada And it's twenty buck a plate i spent, oh: And it's twenty buck a plate i spent, oh: E eu gastei 20 contos, oh Good morning, dearly beloved Good morning, dearly beloved Bom dia, querido amado I'd like to welcome ya'll I'd like to welcome ya'll Eu gostaria de dizer bem vindo To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol E ver os efeitos do sexo e do álcool Please bow your heads and join me Please bow your heads and join me Por favor, abaixem a cabeça e me acompanhem In a prayer for these two In a prayer for these two Nesta prece pelos dois Who'll be together forever Who'll be together forever Que estarão juntos para sempre 'til they find somebody new 'til they find somebody new Até que encontrem outra pessoa The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse A noiva é uma paqueradora e o noivo é pior As he's putting the ring on her As he's putting the ring on her Enquanto ele coloca a aliança na mão dela He's checking out the bridesmaids He's checking out the bridesmaids Ele olha para as damas de honra Thinking that he might take Thinking that he might take Pensando que pode tirar The maid of honor's honor, oh: The maid of honor's honor, oh: A honra das damas de honra, oh! Welcome, dearly beloved Welcome, dearly beloved Bem vindo querido amado We are here this afternoon We are here this afternoon Estamos aqui esta tarde To throw rice as these two To throw rice as these two Para jogar arroz nesses dois Drive down the road to ruin Drive down the road to ruin E dirigi-los para as ruínas With cans tied to the bumper With cans tied to the bumper Com latas amarradas no pára-choque And a dragging muffler too And a dragging muffler too E um silenciador também They'll be together forever They'll be together forever Eles vão ficar juntos para sempre Until they find somebody new Until they find somebody new Até que encontrem outra pessoa So raise your glass and join me So raise your glass and join me Então levante a taça e me acompanhe Here's to the bride and groom Here's to the bride and groom Pela noiva e pelo noivo They'll be together forever They'll be together forever Eles vão ficar juntos para sempre 'til they find somebody new 'til they find somebody new Até que encontrem outra pessoa