It's a dirtydirtydirty song
write it down, wont take you long
a priceless little monologue
with priceless little dialogue
i really need to see you now
here tonight i dont know how
long i'll take to get it on
but girl i need to get it on
when you've had hardcore
you cant have soft-core
when you've had triple xxx
you cant have nothing else

Oh, images upon the screen
obtuse, acute or just obscene
sell it to the people while
the ladies sweat the boys still smile
a dirtydirtydirty song
cant you tell the right from wrong
a dirtydirtydirty song
the fever grips me all night long

When you've had hardcore
you cant have soft-core
when you've had triple xxx
you cant have nothing else

Oh girl im sick of watching this shit from 3am till 4am each day
i cant believe the evil scenes that have become our evil ways
now dont you touch the humble TV we're staying in and its staying on
oh see these girls just sweet 16 but they fuck like theyre 21

When you've had hardcore
you cant have soft-core
when you've had triple xxx
you cant have oh
nothing else