[Intro]This song is about anybody, specifically about you, in which case it's just for youPeople say I don't know what I'm talking about, but I know exactly what I'm talking about, I'm about they can go fuck themselves, that's what I'm talking aboutOk, let's do this, 1, 2, 1 2[Verse 1]Maybe it's the alcohol that's talking through me, but most of the time, this is how I feltNo excuses for the things that I say, it's nobody's fault because I'm doing it by myselfIf you're offended by what it said, choke, chokin' on the words you should have readNumber one question on everyone's lips is"Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?"[Chorus]Yes!I kiss your mama with this mouthYes!I kiss your mama with this mouthYes!I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss itYes![Verse 2]Shakespeare's bullshit, he was a fraudHe stole all his shit from the Greeks, and France is fakeI'm not looking for any applauseI just wanna get my fuckin' point acrossThe things that I say may not be rightBut after I say 'em, I sleep like a baby at nightNumber one question on everyone's lips is"Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?"[Chorus]Yes!I kiss your mama with this mouthYes!I kiss your mama with this mouthYes!I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss itYes![Verse 3]I saw the tongue devil, a mouth like a whoreYou never know what life has in storeA moment of glory, little dying wordsChildren should be seen not heardAll my life, misunderstoodI'm fuckin' too smart, too smart for my own goodThe last question, before I go is"Hey motherfucka, do you kiss your mama with that mouth?"[Chorus]Yes!I kiss your mama with this mouthYes!I kiss your mama with this mouthYes!I kiss it, I kiss it, I kiss itYes![Outro]A little sprinkle of happinessA little sprinkle of sadnessAnd a lot of I don't give a fuckAlright, I'll stop fucking around