I'm liable to start a violent spark with a silent thought I'm liable to start a violent spark with a silent thought I'm liable to start a violent spark with a silent thought I disgust you like dialogue from The Shop to The Wired Frog I disgust you like dialogue from The Shop to The Wired Frog I disgust you like dialogue from The Shop to The Wired Frog Night club, shit, I was taught if your CD's on fire Night club, shit, I was taught if your CD's on fire Night club, shit, I was taught if your CD's on fire You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, no fire department You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, no fire department You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, no fire department So you might not hear sirens at all So you might not hear sirens at all So you might not hear sirens at all But don't be alarmed if I sound off But don't be alarmed if I sound off But don't be alarmed if I sound off Something just ain't right with me, dawg Something just ain't right with me, dawg Something just ain't right with me, dawg A martyr on a private charter, whose life could be harder? A martyr on a private charter, whose life could be harder? A martyr on a private charter, whose life could be harder? Widely regarded highly, bite me, sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded Widely regarded highly, bite me, sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded Widely regarded highly, bite me, sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded But tonight I'm starting shit, I'm feeling self righteous But tonight I'm starting shit, I'm feeling self righteous But tonight I'm starting shit, I'm feeling self righteous I might just hop in a mosh pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac shit I might just hop in a mosh pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac shit I might just hop in a mosh pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac shit Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct I'll fuck around and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith I'll fuck around and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith I'll fuck around and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith Fan of the LOX, bananas, manic, I'm going in shock Fan of the LOX, bananas, manic, I'm going in shock Fan of the LOX, bananas, manic, I'm going in shock Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic No, faggot, I mean I can't maneuver from movement No, faggot, I mean I can't maneuver from movement No, faggot, I mean I can't maneuver from movement Cause I have no room for improvement Cause I have no room for improvement Cause I have no room for improvement I'm practically squashed, unpacked it and boxed it I'm practically squashed, unpacked it and boxed it I'm practically squashed, unpacked it and boxed it Toxic, hands are arsenic, flammable bars, examine the content Toxic, hands are arsenic, flammable bars, examine the content Toxic, hands are arsenic, flammable bars, examine the content Bar exam, start of insanity Bar exam, start of insanity Bar exam, start of insanity Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson Animal snarls, cannibal jaws Animal snarls, cannibal jaws Animal snarls, cannibal jaws Shark mandibles, lambs to the slaughter Shark mandibles, lambs to the slaughter Shark mandibles, lambs to the slaughter Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka But that gal has some knockers But that gal has some knockers But that gal has some knockers I bet you they ring a bell when I come back and I'm conscious I bet you they ring a bell when I come back and I'm conscious I bet you they ring a bell when I come back and I'm conscious What happened, doc? I passed out again What happened, doc? I passed out again What happened, doc? I passed out again Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked Stole a Magnum box and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun Stole a Magnum box and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun Stole a Magnum box and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics Too close to the StairMaster Too close to the StairMaster Too close to the StairMaster Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover No underwear, grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it No underwear, grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it No underwear, grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it Air Max in my closet, preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich Air Max in my closet, preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich Air Max in my closet, preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich And the cross stitching is a cross mixing And the cross stitching is a cross mixing And the cross stitching is a cross mixing Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, giraffe and a dolphin Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, giraffe and a dolphin Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, giraffe and a dolphin Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, drop crotches Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, drop crotches Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, drop crotches Swatch watches and sneakers matches with the Parkers Swatch watches and sneakers matches with the Parkers Swatch watches and sneakers matches with the Parkers But it's like being overstaffed at a boxing gym But it's like being overstaffed at a boxing gym But it's like being overstaffed at a boxing gym With all these trainers, but I don't have any boxers With all these trainers, but I don't have any boxers With all these trainers, but I don't have any boxers And I'm standing here naked, hangover, still wasted And I'm standing here naked, hangover, still wasted And I'm standing here naked, hangover, still wasted Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious Yo, why does it always sound like I'm grabbing my nostrils? Yo, why does it always sound like I'm grabbing my nostrils? Yo, why does it always sound like I'm grabbing my nostrils? Fuck that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle a mall Fuck that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle a mall Fuck that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle a mall I’ll stand there and yell that at a wall I’ll stand there and yell that at a wall I’ll stand there and yell that at a wall Until the mannequin doll scatter and the inanimate objects Until the mannequin doll scatter and the inanimate objects Until the mannequin doll scatter and the inanimate objects That I'm battering all shatter and fall That I'm battering all shatter and fall That I'm battering all shatter and fall Cause I hear the track and I'm starting to get fucking amped Cause I hear the track and I'm starting to get fucking amped Cause I hear the track and I'm starting to get fucking amped I'mma spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables hooked up to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell I'mma spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables hooked up to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell I'mma spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables hooked up to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell But I sure as hell got it backwards cause y'all could get jumped But I sure as hell got it backwards cause y'all could get jumped But I sure as hell got it backwards cause y'all could get jumped And I'd catch the battery charge, but And I'd catch the battery charge, but And I'd catch the battery charge, but I got a hunch like your back when it's arching I got a hunch like your back when it's arching I got a hunch like your back when it's arching When I start attacking your squadron When I start attacking your squadron When I start attacking your squadron You'll feel like MasterCard when I'm charging You'll feel like MasterCard when I'm charging You'll feel like MasterCard when I'm charging So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers So get the sack of Wisconsin So get the sack of Wisconsin So get the sack of Wisconsin That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding? That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding? That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding? You faggots are all gonna do my bidding You faggots are all gonna do my bidding You faggots are all gonna do my bidding Don't get dragged to the auction Don't get dragged to the auction Don't get dragged to the auction Neiman Marcus, bags of Vuitton and all Neiman Marcus, bags of Vuitton and all Neiman Marcus, bags of Vuitton and all I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic, just watch this I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic, just watch this I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic, just watch this Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass See how mad you act when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave See how mad you act when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave See how mad you act when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave In a fucking taxi cab to go shopping In a fucking taxi cab to go shopping In a fucking taxi cab to go shopping Affable guy next door is laughable Affable guy next door is laughable Affable guy next door is laughable My next whore's gonna have mechanical arms My next whore's gonna have mechanical arms My next whore's gonna have mechanical arms That'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor That'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor That'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor No emotion hence I guess this sick prick dies hard No emotion hence I guess this sick prick dies hard No emotion hence I guess this sick prick dies hard I got a Magic Johnson I got a Magic Johnson I got a Magic Johnson It's like a Magic Wand allows me to not let a blonde arouse me It's like a Magic Wand allows me to not let a blonde arouse me It's like a Magic Wand allows me to not let a blonde arouse me If Ronda Rousey was on the couch with the condoms out If Ronda Rousey was on the couch with the condoms out If Ronda Rousey was on the couch with the condoms out Holding a thousand Magnums at once to pounce me Holding a thousand Magnums at once to pounce me Holding a thousand Magnums at once to pounce me I'll laugh in response to how she dances and flaunts it around me I'll laugh in response to how she dances and flaunts it around me I'll laugh in response to how she dances and flaunts it around me Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around And all I see is Paulie Malign now, she's slaughterhouse in a blouse And all I see is Paulie Malign now, she's slaughterhouse in a blouse And all I see is Paulie Malign now, she's slaughterhouse in a blouse And Madonna with mud on her, God dammit I am misogynist And Madonna with mud on her, God dammit I am misogynist And Madonna with mud on her, God dammit I am misogynist I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, throw her off a balcony I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, throw her off a balcony I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, throw her off a balcony Just so happens she's fond of algae Just so happens she's fond of algae Just so happens she's fond of algae Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete Complete lack of responsibility Complete lack of responsibility Complete lack of responsibility Half you assholes ain't strong enough to pick up a spirit Half you assholes ain't strong enough to pick up a spirit Half you assholes ain't strong enough to pick up a spirit Shit, you fags couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop Shit, you fags couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop Shit, you fags couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, but my thing is this now Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, but my thing is this now Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, but my thing is this now Five-finger discount Five-finger discount Five-finger discount Been rapping so long I've been killing this shit, it's easy Been rapping so long I've been killing this shit, it's easy Been rapping so long I've been killing this shit, it's easy Kidnapping your mom cause I'm still in this bitch, thievery Kidnapping your mom cause I'm still in this bitch, thievery Kidnapping your mom cause I'm still in this bitch, thievery Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit ("Em") Paul was scared that if I went back to the blonde ("Em") Paul was scared that if I went back to the blonde ("Em") Paul was scared that if I went back to the blonde I might relapse, get on some bullshit I might relapse, get on some bullshit I might relapse, get on some bullshit Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts at Action Bronson Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts at Action Bronson Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts at Action Bronson Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth And have some back and forths And have some back and forths And have some back and forths And record a wack response to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse And record a wack response to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse And record a wack response to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse And perform "Fack" in concert And perform "Fack" in concert And perform "Fack" in concert ["Fack" plays] ["Fack" plays] ["Fack" plays] Yo, I put that shit on a greatest hits album Yo, I put that shit on a greatest hits album Yo, I put that shit on a greatest hits album Now that was awesome Now that was awesome Now that was awesome It takes some massive balls to do some shit like that It takes some massive balls to do some shit like that It takes some massive balls to do some shit like that Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like (I'll stick around) (I'll stick around) (I'll stick around) And put up with my crap so long for And put up with my crap so long for And put up with my crap so long for What's the attraction, mama? What's the attraction, mama? What's the attraction, mama? Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, actual quadruple entendre Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, actual quadruple entendre Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, actual quadruple entendre Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama? Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama? Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama? Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh Still get along with this voice cause that's the monster Still get along with this voice cause that's the monster Still get along with this voice cause that's the monster So do-si-do with a sociopath, everyone who knows me knows that So do-si-do with a sociopath, everyone who knows me knows that So do-si-do with a sociopath, everyone who knows me knows that What they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh What they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh What they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh She loves the way I lie She loves the way I lie She loves the way I lie Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole That my disguise is pants, but they on fire That my disguise is pants, but they on fire That my disguise is pants, but they on fire So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off (fart sound) So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off (fart sound) So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off (fart sound) Sabotage Christmas, crap in your stocking Sabotage Christmas, crap in your stocking Sabotage Christmas, crap in your stocking I'm wrapping up all the presents I'm wrapping up all the presents I'm wrapping up all the presents In fucking camouflage so you can't even find 'em In fucking camouflage so you can't even find 'em In fucking camouflage so you can't even find 'em Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him Blowing the head gasket at Bed, Bath and Beyond Blowing the head gasket at Bed, Bath and Beyond Blowing the head gasket at Bed, Bath and Beyond Put the basket back while the bath salt packets are gone, I Put the basket back while the bath salt packets are gone, I Put the basket back while the bath salt packets are gone, I Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier But classic rock acid rap is the genre But classic rock acid rap is the genre But classic rock acid rap is the genre Got Slash on guitar, splashing Bizarre, Thrasher and Aerosmith Got Slash on guitar, splashing Bizarre, Thrasher and Aerosmith Got Slash on guitar, splashing Bizarre, Thrasher and Aerosmith And I'm a spectacular archer, feed count Dracula Chocula And I'm a spectacular archer, feed count Dracula Chocula And I'm a spectacular archer, feed count Dracula Chocula Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan Bandwagoners, I'm kicking the damn stragglers off and I'm strangling 'em Bandwagoners, I'm kicking the damn stragglers off and I'm strangling 'em Bandwagoners, I'm kicking the damn stragglers off and I'm strangling 'em Smack Kim Basinger on a ass.... Smack Kim Basinger on a ass.... Smack Kim Basinger on a ass....