I feel phenomenal as usual I feel phenomenal as usual Eu tenho planos para esta noite Pharmaceuticals, glue stick to crucify me at Bonnaroo Pharmaceuticals, glue stick to crucify me at Bonnaroo E você, sabe o que eu gosto But I don't know if I'm in Tennessee, Chicago, or Houston But I don't know if I'm in Tennessee, Chicago, or Houston E você está se aproximando In the corner trying to seek solitude In the corner trying to seek solitude Mas eu tenho que ter certeza que é certo para mim Shallow but such a hollow dude Shallow but such a hollow dude Eu tenho planos para esta noite I won't even swallow solid food I won't even swallow solid food E você, sabe o que eu gosto Alcoholic too, plus I'm on lean like the Tower of Pisa Alcoholic too, plus I'm on lean like the Tower of Pisa E você está se aproximando Top it off I'm on mushrooms so fuck all of you Top it off I'm on mushrooms so fuck all of you Mas você tem que fazer o que é certo para mim Roses are violet, mollies are blue Roses are violet, mollies are blue O bebê pequeno com o vestido de sol em Lost in a ball of confusion Lost in a ball of confusion Olhando para a direita tão maldito que você está errado Its all an illusion Its all an illusion Me faz querer escrever a minha própria canção pequena para você It's probably the shrooms I'm on It's probably the shrooms I'm on A forma como a coisa só mexer no ar Cause I think I started hallucinating Cause I think I started hallucinating Vire-se e então você virar o cabelo Cause I just thought I just heard Jay Electronica and Odd Future's new shit Cause I just thought I just heard Jay Electronica and Odd Future's new shit Eu poderia pensar em algumas posições para você And all I can do is follow the music And all I can do is follow the music And end up with Paula Abdul at Lollapalooza And end up with Paula Abdul at Lollapalooza Fillin' water balloons with nail polish remover Fillin' water balloons with nail polish remover Just to pop 'em and wallow in fumes Just to pop 'em and wallow in fumes I feel uptight I gotta get looser I feel uptight I gotta get looser After I finish polishing off this bottle of booze I got a solution After I finish polishing off this bottle of booze I got a solution Concentrated like orange juice so I'm not as diluted Concentrated like orange juice so I'm not as diluted Cause all this delusion got me seein' shit Cause all this delusion got me seein' shit Excusez-moi but that coochie that passed Excusez-moi but that coochie that passed You see her ass? Wouldn't make her my main squeeze You see her ass? Wouldn't make her my main squeeze But juicier ass, it belongs in a juicer But juicier ass, it belongs in a juicer It's mouth waterin' too so I walked up to it like I'm Marshall It's mouth waterin' too so I walked up to it like I'm Marshall Wanna try to meet my standards? I'll Introduce ya Wanna try to meet my standards? I'll Introduce ya Oh I'm a misogynist too but I'm not a masseuse Oh I'm a misogynist too but I'm not a masseuse But my attitude is rubbin' off on the youth But my attitude is rubbin' off on the youth A chronic abuser, not only user of marijuana A chronic abuser, not only user of marijuana I mean verbal assault that I use to smoke all of you losers I mean verbal assault that I use to smoke all of you losers Got a bazooka, a shotgun, a ruger, a Glock, and a nuke Got a bazooka, a shotgun, a ruger, a Glock, and a nuke And a Rottweiler too, I'm not in the mood so And a Rottweiler too, I'm not in the mood so When I say I'm bringing the TEC out When I say I'm bringing the TEC out I'm not coming to repair your fuckin' electronic computers I'm not coming to repair your fuckin' electronic computers God, I'm gonna puke God, I'm gonna puke I'm so gone off the hookah I'm so gone off the hookah I think I swallowed a loofah I think I swallowed a loofah I'm tore up, demolished, a fuckin' stone like Oliver I'm tore up, demolished, a fuckin' stone like Oliver Like I looked Medusa in the eyeball to seduce her Like I looked Medusa in the eyeball to seduce her The thoughts I produce are loony tunes The thoughts I produce are loony tunes The box of usable latex gloves and the socks and the shoes The box of usable latex gloves and the socks and the shoes To replace next up Veronica's boobs To replace next up Veronica's boobs And uhh, paycheck stubs that were stuffed in the glove box And uhh, paycheck stubs that were stuffed in the glove box In a blue Honda with used condoms were clues In a blue Honda with used condoms were clues The girl was just not the one suitable for or The girl was just not the one suitable for or Right for me, will change me, rearrange my head to be Right for me, will change me, rearrange my head to be Just right for you and me, don’t laugh, please listen Just right for you and me, don’t laugh, please listen Don’t laugh, please listen Don’t laugh, please listen Thought I’d give in to the pressure Thought I’d give in to the pressure Collapse and crumble perhaps Collapse and crumble perhaps Relapsing under that Relapsing under that Well that's a bunch of crap Well that's a bunch of crap In the clutch, I'm the Captain Crunch of rap In the clutch, I'm the Captain Crunch of rap And I'm sick of acting humble, that's enough of that And I'm sick of acting humble, that's enough of that Fuck that shit, cut the sack Fuck that shit, cut the sack Like its a natural reaction Like its a natural reaction That's why I'm actually trapped in this shoving match That's why I'm actually trapped in this shoving match Cause push keeps coming to that Cause push keeps coming to that I can keep getting my ass kicked, I’m coming back I can keep getting my ass kicked, I’m coming back Like a sarcastic crumpled sack of shit, still mad Like a sarcastic crumpled sack of shit, still mad Disgruntled had some struggles yeah Disgruntled had some struggles yeah But that passionate hunger's back But that passionate hunger's back The fantastic juggling act The fantastic juggling act And the way I flip my tongue on the track And the way I flip my tongue on the track It's like verbal acrobatics It's like verbal acrobatics But in fact But in fact Last time I tried to pull off a dramatic stunt as drastic Last time I tried to pull off a dramatic stunt as drastic I fuckin' crashed my hovercraft I fuckin' crashed my hovercraft After I strapped the duffel bag to my back After I strapped the duffel bag to my back And stuck the massive punchin' bag in it And stuck the massive punchin' bag in it An elastic bungee strap, proper plaster, a thumb tack An elastic bungee strap, proper plaster, a thumb tack And a piece of plastic bubble wrap And a piece of plastic bubble wrap Went spastic and fuckin' snapped Went spastic and fuckin' snapped Jumped and splashed in a puddle of battery acid Jumped and splashed in a puddle of battery acid Stumbled back, recovered, back flipped Stumbled back, recovered, back flipped And landed on a gymnastic tumble mat And landed on a gymnastic tumble mat And for my last trick, lunge on back lash And for my last trick, lunge on back lash On a NASA shuttle flap, fuckin' snapped the rudder in half On a NASA shuttle flap, fuckin' snapped the rudder in half Chuckled and laughed, buttaled my last rebuttal Chuckled and laughed, buttaled my last rebuttal And just asked him to come crash And just asked him to come crash And I grab my Go-Go-Gadget inflatable gigantic humongous mattress And I grab my Go-Go-Gadget inflatable gigantic humongous mattress And ceramic construction hat And ceramic construction hat Rubbed my magic mushroom tat Rubbed my magic mushroom tat Fell off then splat, get up from that Fell off then splat, get up from that Face taped to a waste paper basket Face taped to a waste paper basket Throw up then gas, lungs collapse Throw up then gas, lungs collapse And that's more likely than finding someone that's And that's more likely than finding someone that's Right for me, will change me, rearrange my head to be Right for me, will change me, rearrange my head to be Just right for you and me, don’t laugh, please listen Just right for you and me, don’t laugh, please listen Don’t laugh, please listen Don’t laugh, please listen Couple of shots of Jäger Couple of shots of Jäger Public intoxication, dis-fuckin'-combobulation Public intoxication, dis-fuckin'-combobulation Flooded with thoughts of anger Flooded with thoughts of anger While I was away I know probably some of you got to thinkin' While I was away I know probably some of you got to thinkin' "You're top ten ain't cha?" stop cause you fuckers are talkin' crazy "You're top ten ain't cha?" stop cause you fuckers are talkin' crazy And stop interrupting you're not even up in the conversation And stop interrupting you're not even up in the conversation Whether you're punchin' a clock or famous Whether you're punchin' a clock or famous Underground, pop, or nameless, whatever your job is Underground, pop, or nameless, whatever your job is I came to fuck with your occupation I came to fuck with your occupation You're thinkin' just cause you came in with scrubs You're thinkin' just cause you came in with scrubs And you brought the scalpel and sponge And you brought the scalpel and sponge The oxygen tank and the suction and shot the brain surgeon The oxygen tank and the suction and shot the brain surgeon Stuck in the operating room Stuck in the operating room Once you done swapped your name with him Once you done swapped your name with him Smuggled in Ronald Reagan Smuggled in Ronald Reagan Dug him up; Donald Fagen Dug him up; Donald Fagen While juggling waffles baking While juggling waffles baking Fuckin' McDonalds egg and cheese sausage bagel finagle Fuckin' McDonalds egg and cheese sausage bagel finagle They flung it across the table They flung it across the table Then bump it and knock it shake it Then bump it and knock it shake it Jumped and got in the way then disrupted my concentration Jumped and got in the way then disrupted my concentration I said fuck it and lost my patience I said fuck it and lost my patience Since they all woke up from sedation Since they all woke up from sedation Ain't none of you Doctor Dre Ain't none of you Doctor Dre So then what does it got you thinkin' So then what does it got you thinkin' You can fuck with this operation You can fuck with this operation Aftermath, still running hip-hop amazing Aftermath, still running hip-hop amazing I'm still pluggin' along I'm still pluggin' along No need for an assumption No need for an assumption Here's confirmation Here's confirmation I'm up for the long duration I'm up for the long duration I'm just looking for something to walk away with I'm just looking for something to walk away with Some pocket change and a little integrity Some pocket change and a little integrity Though I'll probably be jumpin' across the stage Though I'll probably be jumpin' across the stage Till I'm fuckin' Madonna's age and Till I'm fuckin' Madonna's age and Stuck in an awkward place in my life Stuck in an awkward place in my life But I shit you not like I'm fucked up with constipation But I shit you not like I'm fucked up with constipation That day will come before I stumble upon some lady that’s That day will come before I stumble upon some lady that’s Right for me, will change me, rearrange my head to be Right for me, will change me, rearrange my head to be Just right for you and me, don’t laugh, please listen Just right for you and me, don’t laugh, please listen Don’t laugh, please listen Don’t laugh, please listen