Aye, em Aye, em Nut Up Yeah Yeah So, Slim Shady, to the stage, please So, Slim Shady, to the stage, please Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? You know what you doin' when you do it for the ladies You know what you doin' when you do it for the ladies So, ladies, this ain't the place to be in if you're lazy (get up!) So, ladies, this ain't the place to be in if you're lazy (get up!) I said, Shady, to the stage please I said, Shady, to the stage please Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? You know what you doin' when you do it for the ladies You know what you doin' when you do it for the ladies So won't you please step up to the mic, baby? So won't you please step up to the mic, baby? It's been a little boring lately It's been a little boring lately I've been playing in poison ivy and pee I've been playing in poison ivy and pee I've been itching to get in some S-H-I-T I've been itching to get in some S-H-I-T You heard what I S-A-I-D You heard what I S-A-I-D This club? I guess they I.D. ? This club? I guess they I.D. ? But they just let me in without it, so I guess they like me But they just let me in without it, so I guess they like me I put on my best dang white tee for the season's festivities I put on my best dang white tee for the season's festivities And I even got it pressed and dry-cleaned And I even got it pressed and dry-cleaned It's me and the rest of my heathens, we in the building It's me and the rest of my heathens, we in the building 'Til it closes, we're partying 'til then nobody knows that I'm drinking 'Til it closes, we're partying 'til then nobody knows that I'm drinking Keep my Bacardi concealed inside of my jacket Keep my Bacardi concealed inside of my jacket When no one's looking, I tap the bottle, crack it When no one's looking, I tap the bottle, crack it Then swig it then put the frigging top back on it and cap it Then swig it then put the frigging top back on it and cap it Yeah, that same bullshit, man, I just got back on it, God dammit Yeah, that same bullshit, man, I just got back on it, God dammit Boy, you don't want it, doggone it, that gin and tonic, I slam it Boy, you don't want it, doggone it, that gin and tonic, I slam it An alcoholic, I am what I am, that's all that I am An alcoholic, I am what I am, that's all that I am And upon my further inspection, Monica's bra I examine And upon my further inspection, Monica's bra I examine And if you're wondering why I'm looking in awe as I am And if you're wondering why I'm looking in awe as I am It's 'cause I'm just so overjoyed to see people brawl to my jam It's 'cause I'm just so overjoyed to see people brawl to my jam And now let's go And now let's go So, Slim Shady, to the stage please So, Slim Shady, to the stage please Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? If you know what you doin', fellas, turn to the ladies If you know what you doin', fellas, turn to the ladies And tell 'em, you just the hit the lottery, baby And tell 'em, you just the hit the lottery, baby I said, Shady, to the stage please I said, Shady, to the stage please Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? We heard the fellas, now let's hear it from the ladies We heard the fellas, now let's hear it from the ladies Say, you just the hit the fucking lottery, baby Say, you just the hit the fucking lottery, baby Man, I hate it when no one's paying me any attention Man, I hate it when no one's paying me any attention So I won't let up 'til they do, I don't have any intention So I won't let up 'til they do, I don't have any intention Ma, I like your breast, but your booty's too skinny to pinch it Ma, I like your breast, but your booty's too skinny to pinch it How is that possible with a waist on me about 26 inches? How is that possible with a waist on me about 26 inches? Ease up on the Henny, just sip it Ease up on the Henny, just sip it There's so many winches up in here that's got my interest There's so many winches up in here that's got my interest I'm drenched in sweat down in the trenches I'm drenched in sweat down in the trenches Continue to make my way all the way to the center of the dance floor I've just entered Continue to make my way all the way to the center of the dance floor I've just entered Hope that I don't get injured, oh, here I go Hope that I don't get injured, oh, here I go I'm shaking my tail for the oh-so member I'm shaking my tail for the oh-so member Oh, feet, don't fail me now Oh, feet, don't fail me now Better be nimble when you swoop this bimb' up Better be nimble when you swoop this bimb' up Get the info on the nympho dudes went for 'cause of the way he pimped up Get the info on the nympho dudes went for 'cause of the way he pimped up Shady's Mercedes-Benz with the crazy rims got the ladies trembling Shady's Mercedes-Benz with the crazy rims got the ladies trembling Like a gremlin with a head full of Red Bull at 12:15 AM and Like a gremlin with a head full of Red Bull at 12:15 AM and Dude, I feel incredible, is medicine edible? You are unforgettable Dude, I feel incredible, is medicine edible? You are unforgettable Girl, the fact we didn't meet sooner is the only thing that I think's regrettable Girl, the fact we didn't meet sooner is the only thing that I think's regrettable Let me check my schedule (shit) Let me check my schedule (shit) Oh no, your phone number ain't even legible, this night's unmeasurable Oh no, your phone number ain't even legible, this night's unmeasurable It'd be my pleasure to introduce you to It'd be my pleasure to introduce you to Slim Shady, to the stage please Slim Shady, to the stage please Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? If you know what you doin', fellas, turn to the ladies If you know what you doin', fellas, turn to the ladies And tell 'em, you just the hit the lottery, baby And tell 'em, you just the hit the lottery, baby I said, Shady, to the stage please I said, Shady, to the stage please Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? We heard the fellas, now let's hear it from the ladies We heard the fellas, now let's hear it from the ladies Say, you just the hit the fucking lottery, baby Say, you just the hit the fucking lottery, baby So when you come in the club, don't care if you paid or you snuck in So when you come in the club, don't care if you paid or you snuck in Soon as you hear the beat drop, stop what you doing, start buckin' Soon as you hear the beat drop, stop what you doing, start buckin' So get up like you're up and, homie, get down like you're ducking So get up like you're up and, homie, get down like you're ducking Up like you're stuck in the air and down like you're down on your luck Up like you're stuck in the air and down like you're down on your luck And not down like out, so just turn that frown upside down that you're stuck in And not down like out, so just turn that frown upside down that you're stuck in There's no upside when you're down There's no upside when you're down The only downside when you're up is being hungover The only downside when you're up is being hungover So, Shady, won't tell you 'em what's up? So, Shady, won't tell you 'em what's up? Then go get your cup and refill it Then go get your cup and refill it Now speed it up a little bit and just kill it Now speed it up a little bit and just kill it Don't stand there and look at my whip, chick, get in Don't stand there and look at my whip, chick, get in I ain't gotta tell you again, now close the door, you're lettin' flies in I ain't gotta tell you again, now close the door, you're lettin' flies in What? Am I supposed to be air conditioning the whole outside then? What? Am I supposed to be air conditioning the whole outside then? Would you look at what you're riding in? Would you look at what you're riding in? You better take pride and stare at it for five minutes You better take pride and stare at it for five minutes You're lucky I didn't just drive by in it You're lucky I didn't just drive by in it You're privileged just to be inside of it You're privileged just to be inside of it I stepped in this party to liven it I stepped in this party to liven it I just caught a vibe in it the minute that I arrived in it I just caught a vibe in it the minute that I arrived in it So, ladies, where you at? Make some noise if you're likin' it So, ladies, where you at? Make some noise if you're likin' it Then tell your boyfriend to take a hike again Then tell your boyfriend to take a hike again Two Heinekens and you're mine Two Heinekens and you're mine So, Slim Shady, won't you please step to the mic again? (Come on) So, Slim Shady, won't you please step to the mic again? (Come on) So, Slim Shady, to the stage please So, Slim Shady, to the stage please Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? If you know what you doin', fellas, turn to the ladies If you know what you doin', fellas, turn to the ladies And tell 'em, you just the hit the lottery, baby And tell 'em, you just the hit the lottery, baby I said, Shady, to the stage please I said, Shady, to the stage please Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? We heard the fellas, now let's hear it from the ladies We heard the fellas, now let's hear it from the ladies Say, you just the hit the fucking lottery, baby Say, you just the hit the fucking lottery, baby