Spring this year has got me feeling
Like a horse that never left the post
I lie in my room staring up at the ceiling
Spring can really hang you up the most

College girls are writing sonnets
In the tender passion they're engrossed
But I'm on the shelf just like last year's easter bonnet
Spring can really hang you up the most

All afternoon those birds twitter-tweet
I know the tune, this is love this is it
Well, I've heard it before and I know the score
And I decided that spring is a bore

Doctors once prescribed a tonic
Sulphur and molasses was the dose
Oh, it didnt help a bit, my condition must be chronic
Spring can really hang you up the most

Alone, the partys over
Old man winter was a gracious host
But when you keep praying for snow to hide the clover
Spring can really hang you up the most