There was only me and her and him
The bar was giving last call, so I thought I'd move on in
And I was slick and feeling like a man, so I took the stool between 'em
And ordered one more round for me and her and him
I placed my arms across the back of her barstool
And I don't remember what I said, but at the time it sounded cool
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me
She just paid her tab, tipped the man, and left me sittin' there alone with him

And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
There's teasin' and pleasin', they start learnin' when they're babies
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies

Well, he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned
And he said: Ain't they all a mystery? Ha ha, sonny, it's a sin
They're all sittin' on the world they're tryin' to win
Ah but you know I love a mystery
So let's drink another round to you and me and them
He said there's girls
There's girls and there's women
He said there's girls